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Saint Fujur, Martyr ([info]luckdragonfujur) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-14 12:17:00


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Entry tags:they sell a product that causes cancer

Would you please look at what they sell?!
In vintage_ads, the LJ community where people post --wait for it!-- vintage ads, [info]amadoj0nes posts a Camel advertising in an entry titled "Behold, a blatantly vaginophallic product mascot!" complete with the following sentence(s).

They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell..a product... that causes.. cancer.
They sell a motherf*#@ing product that causes CANCER.



Mostly, folks' replies tend to be from the CRY MOAR variety, to which dear [info]amadoj0nes answers by repeating what seems to be his signature:

They sell a product that causes cancer.

They sell.. A product... That causes...Cancer.

Help me out here. Any generation younger than mine takes about 5-6 repetitions in order for obvious things to sink in.


And people keep saying CRY MOAR.



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[info]queencallipygos
2008-01-14 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I'm confused. I speak batshit, but even I don't understand what exactly [info]amadoj0nes is actually trying to say with "they sell a product that causes cancer." Or what anyone else is getting at in their response.

He just keeps saying it again and again, and I feel like asking, "....and you want us to do what, exactly?"

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[info]alleyprowler
2008-01-14 08:59 pm UTC (link)
You must be as self-righteously indignant about it as he is! Because OMGCANCER! And they are selling it! CANCER CANCER CANCER!

I kinda want to take the little liebling aside and tell him how it was growing up in the 70s. His fragile little head would explode.

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-01-14 09:05 pm UTC (link)
I kinda want to take the little liebling aside and tell him how it was growing up in the 70s. His fragile little head would explode.

Tangentially, this reminds me of the conversation I was having with a teenager once who was actually advocating the principle of Mutually Assured Destruction as a valid arms tactic. At one point I said something about how he didn't understand what it was like to live in a world like that because he probably didn't remember the Cold War, and he indignantly replied, "I do too remember the Cold War! My first memory was seeing the Berlin Wall coming down when I was six!"

I wanted to show him old "Duck and Cover" films to screw with him.

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[info]hallidae
2008-01-14 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Hell, you wouldn't even have to show him something old. The 2000 live-TV remake of FailSafe scarred the everlovin' hell out of my History of Modern Warfare class.

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[info]rimrunner
2008-01-15 02:56 am UTC (link)
There was a remake of FailSafe?

...damn, I feel old.

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[info]hallidae
2008-01-15 09:48 am UTC (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fail_Safe_%28television%29

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-01-15 06:34 am UTC (link)
There was a remake of FailSafe? God, why?

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[info]hallidae
2008-01-15 09:48 am UTC (link)
I'm surprised you never heard of it. It had Richard Dreyfuss and George Clooney on it, and was broadcasted live with no commercial breaks. It also had the most mindscarring movie ending I'd ever seen.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-01-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe I did hear of it, and I've simply blocked out the memory.

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[info]rimrunner
2008-01-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
Dreyfuss and Clooney kind of cancel each other out in my universe. (Although I liked Dreyfuss in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.)

I don't watch much TV (and in 2000, I'm not sure I even owned one), so that probably explains it.

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-01-15 09:54 am UTC (link)
*rocks*

Protect and Survive, Protect and Survive *twitch*

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[info]frequentmouse
2008-01-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Hey, growing up in the fifties was basically being subjected to one uncontrolled medical experiment after another. Plus, no safety seats! (And believe me, looking around, these were not good for me or my peers).

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[info]mindset
2008-01-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Now I'm reminded of the "Funky Cancercancer" Shortpacked strip.

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[info]shakeandbake
2008-01-14 10:43 pm UTC (link)
The only funny Funky Winkerbean ever!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-01-14 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Well, personally, I can't reconcile the concept of 'sequential art' with that of 'serious subjects.' There's just a brain disconnect, you know? I can't imagine how that works. All illustrated storylines should be funny.

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[info]freezer
2008-01-15 01:10 am UTC (link)
"I can't imagine how that works."

If the newest Funky strips are any indication, it doesn't.

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[info]gunshou
2008-01-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
Can I get meds for a Lohan-induced seizure? She really does have the same expression in every shot where she's conscious.

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[info]maegwin_of_hern
2008-01-15 06:14 am UTC (link)
Just like Paris Hilton.

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[info]themadmermaid
2008-01-15 04:17 am UTC (link)
Your icon broke something in my head. But I can't stop staring at it.

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