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Would you please look at what they sell?!
In vintage_ads, the LJ community where people post --wait for it!-- vintage ads, amadoj0nes posts a Camel advertising in an entry titled "Behold, a blatantly vaginophallic product mascot!" complete with the following sentence(s).

They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell..a product... that causes.. cancer.
They sell a motherf*#@ing product that causes CANCER.

Mostly, folks' replies tend to be from the CRY MOAR variety, to which dear amadoj0nes answers by repeating what seems to be his signature:

They sell a product that causes cancer.

They sell.. A product... That causes...Cancer.

Help me out here. Any generation younger than mine takes about 5-6 repetitions in order for obvious things to sink in.

And people keep saying CRY MOAR.

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	dez_chan 2008-01-14 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	The chicken leg in amadoj0nes's icon also causes fat ass. Let's milk it, shall we? Fried chicken causes fat asses. Fried chicken causes fat asses. Fried chicken causes fat asses! Fried. Chicken. Causes. Fat. Asses! OMG! How dare they advertise a product that will make me have a giant fat ass!? Where's the outrage over this?! And it tastes good too... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2008-01-15 12:10 am UTC (link)
	applause (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-15 01:19 am UTC (link)
	And heart disease! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tiki 2008-01-15 04:37 am UTC (link)
	That ain't no chicken leg. Though it IS part of a chicken. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2008-01-15 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	That took me a minute. Ah well, deep fried chicken head would cause you to become fat as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	paladin 2008-01-15 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	How dare they advertise a product that will make me have a giant fat ass!? Where's the outrage over this?! The state of Wisconsin will not apologize for its cheese! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2008-01-16 08:18 am UTC (link)
	That's because it's filled with giant fat asses and probably cancer! Wisconsin causes cancer! If I repeat it enough, someone will give a shit! Cancer, cancer, cancer! It's like Beetlejuice or Bloody Mary, it'll just APPEAR!!! mmmm, delicious Wisconsin cheese..... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pandabonzai 2008-01-16 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	The Fried Food Contest is still the best part of the State Fair! Bring to me your fried macaroni and cheese, your twister fries, your corndogs and your funnelcakes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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