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Would you please look at what they sell?!
In vintage_ads, the LJ community where people post --wait for it!-- vintage ads, amadoj0nes posts a Camel advertising in an entry titled "Behold, a blatantly vaginophallic product mascot!" complete with the following sentence(s).

They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell a product that causes cancer.
They sell..a product... that causes.. cancer.
They sell a motherf*#@ing product that causes CANCER.

Mostly, folks' replies tend to be from the CRY MOAR variety, to which dear amadoj0nes answers by repeating what seems to be his signature:

They sell a product that causes cancer.

They sell.. A product... That causes...Cancer.

Help me out here. Any generation younger than mine takes about 5-6 repetitions in order for obvious things to sink in.

And people keep saying CRY MOAR.

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	snacky 2008-01-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. I was simply mocking his comment about how he, as a child of 3 or 4 years old, shook his head in disbelief at the ads. I was not questioning the ad's timelines, although I see now that I should have. Once again, my attempt to make a joke on otf_wank fails miserably. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2008-01-14 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Joe Camel: Sucking the funny out of life since the late 80s. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2008-01-14 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	~~Joe Camel~~ OTF Wank: Sucking the funny out of life since ~~the late 80s~~ 2003-08-11 00:28:48. Fixed! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2008-01-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Joe Camel/OTF_Wank Sucking OTP! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dez_chan 2008-01-14 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	pat pat Is okay. In that case, I also doubt a 3 year old would recognize a vagina, especially a subliminal one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wtf 2008-01-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	I still have trouble seeing it. I mean, I see it, but I don't exactly look at him and go "Oh hey, what's up, vagina-nose?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-01-15 08:20 am UTC (link)
	I see the penis/balls suggestion that someone else said instead of vagina-nose. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shakeandbake 2008-01-14 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	attempt to make a joke on otf_wank This is what happens when you put two things together that just don't belong, like bleach and ammonium, or a rusty nail and your foot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ahiru 2008-01-15 04:51 am UTC (link)
	Once again, my attempt to make a joke on otf_wank fails miserably. That's your problem, clearly. Why are you making jokes when you could be making tl;dr posts about Your Thoughts on Smoking, Cancer and/or Joe Camel? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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