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Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty ([info]mistressrenet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-20 10:26:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Entry tags:sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
[info]coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include [info]coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage


And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous [info]coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki. Edit: [info]spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how [info]coflower was banninated from [info]hip_domestics.


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[info]singe
2008-01-20 05:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, there's nothin' like a lunatic to brighten up your dayyy...

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-20 05:57 pm UTC (link)
I have so much love for the mousie on wank_report who brought me this. The Torchwood wanks were making me so sad, and then this!

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[info]julesnoctambule
2008-01-20 06:50 pm UTC (link)
(*curtsies*)

I aim to please.

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[info]coffee_mug
2008-01-20 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Torchwood wanks? Wait, don't tell me the FANS were unhappy with the incredible amount of fanservice in 2x01.

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-20 11:20 pm UTC (link)
There are rumblings of Jack/Ianto vs. Jack/Gwen shippers. Because no one's smart enough to realize that the true canon pairing is Jack/everybody.

(FULL DISCLOSURE I AM WATCHING ON BBCAMERICA AND HAVEN'T SEEN IT. SO.)

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[info]julesnoctambule
2008-01-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Jack/Jack -- OTP.

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[info]chaos_theory
2008-01-21 05:26 am UTC (link)
Yum Jack/Jack. Actually, yum Jack/Everything.

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[info]eilisliana
2008-01-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
(FULL DISCLOSURE I AM WATCHING ON BBCAMERICA AND HAVEN'T SEEN IT. SO.)

Me too! I'm looking forward to Saturday. =)

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I can't wait, seriously.

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[info]eilisliana
2008-01-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Those promos are hot. Captain Jack/Captain Spike John is smoking.

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-20 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Uh-huh. And Ianto still fills out his suits quite nicely.

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[info]jaseroque
2008-01-21 02:26 am UTC (link)
Please tell me -- does Captain Spike have a British accent or no?

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-21 03:04 am UTC (link)
He appeared to in the promos!

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-21 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2008-01-21 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-01-21 03:50 am UTC

[info]puipui
2008-01-21 03:14 am UTC (link)
Yes! Except for when he imitates Princess Leia, then he doesn't.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-21 03:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-21 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-21 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-21 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-01-21 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-21 08:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-01-21 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-21 08:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-01-21 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-21 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2008-01-22 12:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-01-22 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-01-21 03:42 am UTC

[info]eilisliana
2008-01-21 05:07 am UTC (link)
I couldn't really tell.

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[info]velvet_mace
2008-01-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
Silliest ship wank ever. Like Jack would actually pick between the two when he can have both (and everyone else).

It's canon Everyone x Everyone if you wait long enough.

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[info]drakyndra
2008-01-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
Personally, I have trouble with the concept of people shipping Jack with only one person. I mean, he's Jack.

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-22 03:54 am UTC (link)
I was just discussing that with someone this weekend. Jack/everyone is obviously the true canon pairing.

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[info]kijikun
2008-01-22 08:17 am UTC (link)
I really don't get why people seem to think Gwen has cooties or something.

Anyways as I said after PoC:Dead Men's Chest came out: "This calls for a threesome!"

Ianto/Gwen/Jack OT3 baby.

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[info]mistressrenet
2008-01-23 01:05 am UTC (link)
I'd hit that.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-01-21 12:16 am UTC (link)
SRSLY. Also, just the general improvement in quality, and the not wanting to punch Owen in the face.

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[info]ms_treesap
2008-01-21 12:35 am UTC (link)
I almost liked Owen ! :-O

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[info]puipui
2008-01-21 03:18 am UTC (link)
I know! Shocking! And then Toshiko and Ianto both had lines and stuff, and the whole team even managed to handle an emergency not of their making without killing anyone or making the situation worse! It was like Bizarro Torchwood or something!

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-01-21 03:46 am UTC (link)
I was half dreading the new series, but then it was good! Even though I really didn't need to know about Jack's photocopier fetish And Captain Spike is seriously fantastic, as is Tosh, you know, doing things. Actively.


Plus, poodles.

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[info]puipui
2008-01-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
Poodles! But of course Jack has a photocopier fetish, though. He's Jack.

It was far better than I'd ever hoped, really. I'd expected the entire episode to go something like that really clunky bit where the fish guy turned into Fishy McExposition-Pants and introduced the whole team in a way that was supposed to sound all cool but really just sounded all stupid, but then they recovered quickly and, like, didn't suck and stuff! Keen!

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