Current mood:	sporfle!
Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	julesnoctambule 2008-01-20 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	I was hoping someone would pick this one up! She brings new meaning to 'tightly wound', doesn't she? Also, I bet her booze collection is arranged by type, then alphabetically, all on a custom-made stand. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Doesn't everyone arrange their booze like that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2008-01-20 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Only the best -- the rest drink it all too fast. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vito_excalibur 2008-01-21 07:39 am UTC (link)
	But the collection is so heartbreaking, because trying pathetically to hide behind them, is a giant heap of empties. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2008-01-21 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Now I have two images superimposed on each other. The 'Deb comes home' on OTH mixed with Goldie Hawn in First Wives Club when her character sobers up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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