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Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that was why she couldn't vote. I don't think she thinks she needs excuses for her behavior. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

pocketfox
2008-01-21 02:38 am UTC (link)

Which is somehow worse. I mean, come on, coflower, make a little effort here! ^.~

On an aside, I told my father (my 69-year-old, fully functioning father) about sammichwank and acrylicwank, and he looks at me and says "Sammich is a great word! I use sammich!" Then he had a great O.o reaction to the idea of somebody flipping their shit over somebody else saying "I don't like acrylic yarn".

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	smashingstars 2008-01-21 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, sammich and yarn wank in the same place at the same time! Two of my favorite wanks. The sammich wankery of coflower confounds me, because the word has been around at least 20 years; David Allen Grier used it on "In Living Color". She's old enough to be aware of this. /thoughts on sammich (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coreopsis 2008-01-21 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Longer than that. I remember it from my childhood--usually peanut butter and jelly sammiches, for some reason--and I'm old. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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