Current mood:	sporfle!
Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	damnedfallacy 2008-01-20 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Every time I see coflower's name, I just shudder knowing she's from my town. It would be wrong to go up to random short angry looking blondes in public and drop the word "sammich," but it's so very tempting. From her LJ -- I have been in situations where I was in public and started crying for no other reason that I was in public. You aren't the only one, honey. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gloria_mundi 2008-01-20 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Just walk around with a shirt on that says "Sammich" on it. If a blonde walks up and starts ranting at you for that word, that's her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Simple, yet effective! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	exit_chrysalis 2008-01-20 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=coflower There're pictures of her in there. That way you could more selectively target your "sammich" dropping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tehrin 2008-01-20 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	She even looks insane. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	julesnoctambule 2008-01-20 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	She looks exactly how I thought she would. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Rarely do people correspond so well to your mental images, but yeah, she fits pretty well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2008-01-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	No, it is a sammich. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2008-01-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to resist an Ann Coulter comparison so much that it hurts, especially with that third icon of her giving a thumbs up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miss_padfoot 2008-01-21 07:23 am UTC (link)
	I prefer to think she's this one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	exit_chrysalis 2008-01-21 07:24 am UTC (link)
	is dead (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2008-01-21 08:14 am UTC (link)
	She looks like she should be friends with my stepmom. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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