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Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	rosehiptea 2008-01-20 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	I've had it happen to me in various ways. It is icky, and makes me want to jump on my soapbox and tell people we're not all like that until I realize that would only make it worse. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	I recently found out that a friend on my flist has Asperger's. She was like, "I don't really talk about it because...yeah." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

rosehiptea
2008-01-20 11:25 pm UTC (link)

I know a lot of people who have it, or at least I know them on the internet. Most of them don't talk about it because they just don't feel like it, and some do, but I think the Asperger's defense being thrown around doesn't help a bit.

I'm always afraid to tell people about self-injury because I figure they're picturing me as a fifteen-year-old sitting around with razor blades, listening to emo music and moping. (OK, I do mope.)

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