Current mood:	sporfle!
Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	There are rumblings of Jack/Ianto vs. Jack/Gwen shippers. Because no one's smart enough to realize that the true canon pairing is Jack/everybody. (FULL DISCLOSURE I AM WATCHING ON BBCAMERICA AND HAVEN'T SEEN IT. SO.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	julesnoctambule 2008-01-20 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Jack/Jack -- OTP. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaos_theory 2008-01-21 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Yum Jack/Jack. Actually, yum Jack/Everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2008-01-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	(FULL DISCLOSURE I AM WATCHING ON BBCAMERICA AND HAVEN'T SEEN IT. SO.) Me too! I'm looking forward to Saturday. =) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I can't wait, seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2008-01-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	Those promos are hot. Captain Jack/Captain ~~Spike~~ John is smoking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-20 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. And Ianto still fills out his suits quite nicely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jaseroque 2008-01-21 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Please tell me -- does Captain Spike have a British accent or no? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-21 03:04 am UTC (link)
	He appeared to in the promos! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2008-01-21 03:10 am UTC (link)
	YESSSSS. TORCHWOOD IS SAVED. (My friend and I have a theory that has yet to be disproven -- James Marsters is only in good things when he has a British accent. Torchwood! Saved! And also with the added bonus that is James Marsters with a British accent, theory aside...) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-21 03:16 am UTC (link)
	That does explain Smallville! (Reply to this)(Parent)

cmdr_zoom
2008-01-21 03:50 am UTC (link)

I thought he was quite fun in the Andromeda episode where he guest-starred as a Nietzchen full of tasty tasty snark.

"What would you like, Jaguar?"
"The usual - hundreds of grandchildren, utter domination of known space, and the pleasure of hearing that all my enemies have died in terrible, highly improbable accidents that cannot be connected to me. And you?"
*laugh* "... the usual."

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	puipui 2008-01-21 03:14 am UTC (link)
	Yes! Except for when he imitates Princess Leia, then he doesn't. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2008-01-21 03:24 am UTC (link)
	chokes That's -- that's -- that's an even better answer than 'yes'! I, I, I wasn't looking forward to Torchwood particularly but in light of recent evidence I may have to rethink my stance. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2008-01-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	It's a small moment, but it made me giggle madly. It was right up there with the poodlefucker thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2008-01-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
	The -- pardon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2008-01-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm afraid you're just going to have to watch it for that one, sorry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2008-01-21 07:56 am UTC (link)
	They mention it in....crap, hold on, lemme go find it. Ah, here we go. The Sci Fi Preview of TV Guide, out this week. Page 32, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	chibikaijuu 2008-01-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
	It was, indeed, pretty fantastic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eilisliana 2008-01-21 05:07 am UTC (link)
	I couldn't really tell. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	velvet_mace 2008-01-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Silliest ship wank ever. Like Jack would actually pick between the two when he can have both (and everyone else). It's canon Everyone x Everyone if you wait long enough. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	drakyndra 2008-01-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Personally, I have trouble with the concept of people shipping Jack with only one person. I mean, he's Jack. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-22 03:54 am UTC (link)
	I was just discussing that with someone this weekend. Jack/everyone is obviously the true canon pairing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2008-01-22 08:17 am UTC (link)
	I really don't get why people seem to think Gwen has cooties or something. Anyways as I said after PoC:Dead Men's Chest came out: "This calls for a threesome!" Ianto/Gwen/Jack OT3 baby. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2008-01-23 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'd hit that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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