Current mood:	sporfle!
Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	puipui 2008-01-21 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I know! Shocking! And then Toshiko and Ianto both had lines and stuff, and the whole team even managed to handle an emergency not of their making without killing anyone or making the situation worse! It was like Bizarro Torchwood or something! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2008-01-21 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I was half dreading the new series, but then it was good! ~~Even though I really didn't need to know about Jack's photocopier fetish~~ And Captain Spike is seriously fantastic, as is Tosh, you know, doing things. Actively. Plus, poodles. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

puipui
2008-01-21 03:57 am UTC (link)

Poodles! But of course Jack has a photocopier fetish, though. He's Jack.

It was far better than I'd ever hoped, really. I'd expected the entire episode to go something like that really clunky bit where the fish guy turned into Fishy McExposition-Pants and introduced the whole team in a way that was supposed to sound all cool but really just sounded all stupid, but then they recovered quickly and, like, didn't suck and stuff! Keen!

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