Current mood:	sporfle!
Entry tags:	sammiches

It's not just sammiches now.
coflower, famous for hating the word "sammich," proves that she can get all tl;dr over more than meat, cheese and bread!

WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE HER POTS AND PANS SERIOUSLY.

Highlights include coflower just...being her wanky self, posters using 'sammich' just to piss her off, and this beautiful, beautiful post:

I want to know how you function when you're so obviously cracked in the head. SERIOUSLY. Walk me through A Day in the Life of coflower.

7:00am: Wake up
7:15am: Stand in shower and yell at shampoo bottle for getting an airbubble. Call it worst shampoo in history.
9:15am: Get out of shower.
9:16am: Yell at kids on lawn.
9:17am: Yell at toaster for not being plugged in
9:18am: Egg sammiches! Hooray!
9:30am: Get up from table, bang leg on table, yell at table including several obscene statements about table's parentage

And so on.

Small but tasty as a good sammich.

Previous coflower hits: Knitting

Stupid_free awards coflower an award for the "sammich" wank. The original sammich post. ~~Tragically, I couldn't find the wank report in the wiki.~~ Edit: spacelogic found the original wank! The cycle is complete.

Edit 2: And that, kids, is how coflower was banninated from hip_domestics.

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	gweniveeve 2008-01-21 04:17 am UTC (link)
	The law of lids is that the lid to a particular container / pot will always be in the further place from the container itself. If it hasn't fallen into a larger container. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smashingstars 2008-01-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
	And when they do fall into a larger container, it's always the one that's only millimeters wider than the lid. It creates a suction/friction combination that defies both gravity and physics, and means you'll never get your lid out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gweniveeve 2008-01-21 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I actually haven't encountered that law, but am sure I will! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dreamoflife02 2008-01-22 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	In my house, we keep all the lids in a container. The version of this law in my house is therefore 'the lid you need will always be on the bottom, no matter how recently you used it last.' (Reply to this)(Parent)

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