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varesh ([info]varesh) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-01-31 15:51:00
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Current mood:Flippant

Wanking in macros communities. Yea. Good idea.
Today, in the livejournal community all_macros, tetrabinary posts a macro that has the word "fuck" in it.

The Very First Comment comes from missnipnups: Requesting a cut please. Thank you.

There's worksafe... but in this post, no one is wank-safe. You just KNOW that when a post reaches 60+ comments in a relatively quiet macro-posting community, you're bound to run into fun once you hit that cut. And what fun it is!

missnipnups keeps up the front with her "this HAS to go against teh rulez!" while most people take this opportunity to pick up sticks and start a'pokin'. And what would a macro community be without macro responses? There's friendly advice, one commenter gets a bit yucky (it's pretty ew, I'll warn), another friend brings us squidgy-yuck fun (hey, miss there wanted 'cuts', right?), catz, MOAR catz, MOAR and MOAR catz... and stuff... then missnipnups there gets her pwnage on the OP's icon! BUT NOT!

Showing off human genitalia, porn in general, puppies being hacked to pieces and body parts flying? Yea, that stuff goes on omg_too_soon. The word "fuck" in a general community, where the journal's *very title* is "Post some fucking anything!"? Eh... up to you, I suppose.


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[info]brennalarose
2008-01-31 10:36 pm UTC (link)
I shouldn't have looked, but I did.

OH boy.

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[info]miraba
2008-01-31 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for brightening my day. I will have to wait until I get home to view this wank, but I look forward to one that will make my boyfriend laugh as well.

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iwanttobeasleep
2008-01-31 10:39 pm UTC (link)
It's like everyone in that is *trying* to miss the point.

And they're doing really well at it.

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[info]demonbean
2008-01-31 10:50 pm UTC (link)
...and then I went onto WoW_ladies, thought, "That icon looks familiar," and realized it was none other than missnipnups. So I didn't post on that entry.

True story.

Boring, but true.

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[info]soupspooks
2008-01-31 11:26 pm UTC (link)
She loves causing wank/stirring up shit, too.

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[info]cellardoor28
2008-01-31 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm not wrong that she used to be Shenis, am I? Cos I distinctly remember her leaving WoW ladies in a huff and thinking 'thank god'.

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[info]soupspooks
2008-01-31 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Looking up "shenis" on LJ got me to missnipnups' journal, so I'm thinking yes.

I remember she flounced at some point, but is apparently back.

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[info]demonbean
2008-02-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
...joy.

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[info]danceswithelvis
2008-02-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
Argh. I can not make myself join that journal :( WoW and wank are like peanut butter and jelly. They go hand in hand.

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[info]soupspooks
2008-02-01 01:33 am UTC (link)
I'm a member of wow_ladies and worldofwarcraft, and I actually like both of them for the most part. wow_ladies is a good deal wankier and more frustrating for me, but I got lots and lots of news about what's going on in WoW, because I don't go to WoWInsider or the Blizz Forums (for my sanity).

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[info]brown_betty
2008-02-01 07:45 am UTC (link)
Is "shenis" the name of a device for allowing the ladies to pee standing?

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[info]cellardoor28
2008-02-01 10:21 am UTC (link)
o_O

I have no idea, but somehow with her, I wouldn't be surprised.

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OT
[info]omnicrom
2008-02-04 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Yay! dance totoro dance!

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Re: OT
[info]cellardoor28
2008-02-04 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Everything Totoro does is awesome :)

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[info]criticalcricket
2008-01-31 11:06 pm UTC (link)
It's one thing to browse your lj in a free moment at work, but to stick around and get your wank on? I think having a little puppy in a dress asking if you want to fuck is the least of your problems.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2008-01-31 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Why don't one of those "ZOMG I'm reading from WORK use a CUT" people just start a worksafe-macros comm?

Oh, right, because that would be reasonable.

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[info]knightrider
2008-02-03 01:37 am UTC (link)
These people who read at WORK? I WANT THEIR JOBS. Seriously. *I* want a job where I get to arse around on the net lookinf at macros instead of working.

Anyone who whines about NWS content gets an instant fail from me.

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[info]xero_sky
2008-01-31 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Because LJ cut suck. How many people really take the time to click on an lj-cut, especially if they only have internet access for 1 hour at lunch? I know I don't.

Because clicking on an LJ cut is SO UNBELIEVABLY time-consuming, OMG.


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[info]shinga
2008-02-01 12:38 am UTC (link)
It is, I have to schedule at least two hours every day just for clicking cuts.

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-02-01 12:57 am UTC (link)
Don't you realize that moving your finger to click is the leading cause of sprained fingers?! HOW DARE YOU NOT THING OF THE FINGERS!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-01-31 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Ah, it's a bonanza of wank macros!

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[info]rekall
2008-01-31 11:49 pm UTC (link)
If only LJ would create a way where all you had to do was click one handy link and get only work-safe journals from your flist!

-Oh wait! There is!

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[info]luckdragonfujur
2008-02-01 12:12 am UTC (link)
There's something better than that: placeholders. Love 'em. Cherish 'em. Use 'em.

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[info]lady7jane
2008-02-01 12:11 am UTC (link)
Anyone who thinks that the Special Olympics crap is "still the best macro on the net" automatically loses every argument they've ever had.

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[info]varesh
2008-02-01 12:15 am UTC (link)
T&S icon-love!... and I get sick of the "retarded jokes" meself. But thas' just me.

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[info]quietladybirman
2008-02-01 12:29 am UTC (link)
Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olymics: Even if you win, you've still lost at least one lower limb and are nonetheless capable of feats of athletic endurance that most people in possession of both their lower limbs could only ever dream of achievin--hang on, that doesn't make any sense. But it's not like the original was doing much better.

I guess that wouldn't fit on a macro anyway.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2008-02-01 03:47 am UTC (link)
If you use smaller font or a larger picture, it should work.

Do it. Now.

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[info]wankaholic
2008-02-01 12:40 am UTC (link)
. . . wait, LJ-cuts and pwnage?

[info]aegion, is that you?

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-02-01 12:50 am UTC (link)
I don't know why everyone over there feels so oppressed by lj-cuts but it's very cute. REBEL AGAINST THE CUT! REBEL!!!

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[info]frequentmouse
2008-02-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
Because this group of wankers has earned them all.

And because I've been waiting to link that thread somewhere.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2008-02-01 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Oooooo! *bookmarks*

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[info]smashingstars
2008-02-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
You browse the 'net at work, you takes yer chances.

/these are my rebel thoughts

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[info]ayezur
2008-02-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
Wank? There was wank? I saw only macros.

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[info]danceswithelvis
2008-02-01 01:32 am UTC (link)
Your icon is hilariously wrong XD

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[info]ayezur
2008-02-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
Is it not?

I've been looking for one with Kenshin of Rurouni Kenshin - for extra lols, with a second frame cutting to Kaoru's shocked face - but such a thing apparently doesn't exist and I don't have photoshop

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[info]theladyfeylene
2008-02-01 01:13 am UTC (link)
I am amused that missnipups is somehow confused or surprised at someone replying with macros... IN A MACRO COMMUNITY!

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[info]elf_of_doriath
2008-02-01 02:34 am UTC (link)
Aww, I feel internet famous now.

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[info]vzg
2008-02-01 04:11 am UTC (link)
Waitwaitwait.

The word "fuck," assuming it was noticed, would get her in trouble at work, but not, you know, looking at a GIANT FUCKING MACRO that blatantly gives away the not-working-ness of the moment?

Interesting.

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[info]no_touching
2008-02-01 02:47 pm UTC (link)
Indeed. Hell, I spend a lot of work time piss-farting about, but I try to leave the stuff with big pictures or movies or sound or whatever to when I know I won’t get caught out doing not-work. And I’m the fucking boss!

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[info]gairid
2008-02-01 09:17 pm UTC (link)
Apparently missnipups isn't really all that worried about getting caught viewing LJ at work since she apparently had plenty of time churning out more and more glorious wank. Huzzah!

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-02-02 05:49 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I've worked places where the boss didn't care if we mucked about online when we weren't busy, but visible or audible swearing/nudity/other NSFW things would have been an issue.

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[info]greenling
2008-02-03 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Is it really that rare to have a "sit around and wait for customers" job?

I've been sitting here for... three and a half hours now getting paid to fuck around online and do homework, with two and a half to go. Someone might come in, but it's so goddamned dead on weekends I'm seriously considering just abandoning things to go get a drink.

(Hatred accepted from people who actually get paid less than I do.)

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-02-04 12:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I mean, my dad has a Big Important Corporate Job - and sometimes his Big Important Corporate Job involves... sitting around waiting for people to send shit to him. So he goes online and send me random BoingBoing links and such. Now, he has his own office and it's unlikely that someone could sneak up on him and take a look at his computer screen, but he would get in trouble if someone *did* see a giant FUCK or porn or something.

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