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this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-02-19 14:07:00


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smoking bans are just like fascism!
Some of you may be familiar with a man by the name of Charlie Brooker, who writes for the Guardian's "Comment is Free" section (he also has a TV review column called "Screen Burn"). He's acerbic and misanthropic and generally reasonably funny, though if the comments on his articles are anything to go by, he was funnier at some undetermined point in the past.

This week's article is about the proposed £10 fee for a smoker's permit, the form for which is deliberately complex. This has a lot of people up in arms.

Comments for the article start out well enough, until anonymousdibs claims that There really is nothing in this world nicer than the sound of a smoker whining.

And just like that, we go from zero to Godwin's in 10 comments:

First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Socialists and the Trade Unionists, but I was neither, so I did not speak out. Then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew so I did not speak out. And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak out for me.

-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Take heed, non-smokers.


Unfortunately, you can't link to individual comments, so you'll have to scroll to get to the choicer bits of stupid and funny.


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[info]sharps
2008-02-21 12:56 am UTC (link)
I love the Germans. They look so, so normal, and yet they are the most eccentric and weird people in Europe.

I heard a story about a train driver who effected an emergency stop and called several emergency services because he thought he saw a man in a dinner suit tied to the tracks.

Nothing wrong with that, you might think... but the smartly-dressed man turned out to be an enormous toy penguin.

This is why I want to live there. Well, that and the fact that it's a beautiful country and Beethoven was born in it and it is peaceful and prosperous and all, but mainly because they brake for penguins.

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flightstothesea
2008-02-21 12:59 am UTC (link)
but the smartly-dressed man turned out to be an enormous toy penguin.

The question is, what was an enormous toy penguin doing on the train tracks?

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[info]solesakuma
2008-02-21 01:28 am UTC (link)
He wanted to kill himself, of course.

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PENGUINS: Nature's Villain
[info]vzg
2008-02-21 02:15 am UTC (link)

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Re: PENGUINS: Nature's Villain
flightstothesea
2008-02-21 02:19 am UTC (link)
Aaaaaahahahahahaha.

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[info]sharps
2008-02-21 12:39 pm UTC (link)
The penguin was clearly trying to sabotage Deutsche Bahn, unaware that it is not 1943 or so.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-02-21 01:10 pm UTC (link)
Penguins are very patriotic, but not so keen on dates.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2008-02-21 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Note to self: Never ask a penguin when the Silver Age of Comics ended.

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