Dude what. He wasn't, like, reading them over the intercom or anything, was he?

But, you know what's an even bigger problem? Some people who have kids of their own are doing this kind of thing, too! It's appalling! They're supposed to be role models, for god's sake; it's just plain wrong. Kids don't need to be around that kind of thing. >(

So, I propose that anyone with a child under 18 shouldn't be allowed to write about sex, have sex (except with their duly wedded spouse, of course, in the dark, in missionary position), or talk about sex (unless it's "the talk"). And really, they shouldn't be doing much of anything that their kid shouldn't be doing! So no drinking, smoking, or watching R-rated movies, either.

...I think that covers it, but I may have been lax.