This wank reminds me of this Bill Hicks skit I saw about three years ago, about how whenever he asks fundies about dinosaurs, they usually answer "God put them there to test us." I don't remember the rest but it went something like:

JESUS: Man, look at them all wearing crosses. Considering what I went through, wouldn't they think I never want to see a cross again? Let's fuck with them for shits and giggles.

GOD: I have the lizard bones right here. Let's go.