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Little Valkyrie ([info]waltraute) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-03-07 19:06:00


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Chicago: not New York, dammit
The LJ community [info]uchicago is, well, a community populated by students and alumni of the University of Chicago, a fine institution on the South Side of the city. Normal discussion includes questions about professors, where to get an apartment, and the general whining all students always engage in about their school.

Enter [info]gracchi, who has some misconceptions about the city itself to correct:

First: It makes the city boring to walk around. Walk from, say, East Harlem straight down into UES, down into midtown, down into the East Village there's always something to see, people to talk to. Same for a walk in Tokyo, in London, in Naples. Walk from the Loop out to Wicker Park, up to Logan Square: you get swathes of residential, highway underpasses, some (usually closed!) businesses. There's a good video rental store, sure, and an very nice Costa Rican restaurant (Irazu) on the way: but the walk itself is a horrible bore.

Second: It makes the city feel dangerous. People, lots of people, are the best imaginable security system. When you walk down a long, dark, empty Chicago street, it feels dangerous. Doesn't mean it IS dangerous. I've never been mugged. But there's this residual fear there, at least for me. There's a lot of cops here, but not a lot of people. But that might be for the better, because-

2. The white people are horrible.

Midwestern-Masters of fake nice, white Chicagoans will smile at you and say have a nice day. But they won't chat you up like in NY, and they won't ever surprise you with anything. Sure, there are some crazy oldtimers around - but most every white person younger than 60 is a dreadful bores. You don't hear interesting things on the street (like in NY.) and you want to strangle most of the people you see -- especially around Lakeview.


In short:

I don't 'not like' Chicago: I believe it to be a miserable place, and I take its defenders to be defenders of mediocrity and misery.

The responses are, naturally, a little annoyed:



condescending. that's the word i was looking for.

You've got to look at this post for what it really is: backhand masturbation for New York.

I knew a chick just like that who lived in BJ while I was there. Couldn't stop going on about how stupid Americans were and how terrible Chicago was compared to NYC.

And all I could think was, "Shut the ever-living fuck up and go back East." I've got your "fake nice" right here, pal.


And it comes out that this was such a pressing moral issue, he had to create an LJ to put all those smug people in their place:

Yes, that's right. I've been following the community for some time now (there's often good info here); and decided that the boosterism needed to be countered, a little.

Not to mention the OP's opinion of himself:

On People: I consider myself endlessly fascinating, and ask all of those around me to be the same. Seriously: I don't demand that people cultivate themselves to become living artworks. That would be nice, but it won't happen until we overcome capitalism. What I would like is if people would be more colorful, more engaging, more willing to talk to strangers. I get that in other cities; not here.

(New Yorkers: you guys talk to strangers? Really?)

Favorite side thread is where it derails into a discussion about New Jersey.

Disclaimer: I am an alumna of the U of C, and enjoyed Chicago a lot.



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[info]blackjackrocket
2008-03-08 10:14 am UTC (link)
That's funny. I'm from the midwest--about 90 miles from Chicago, in fact--and it's my experience that the only interesting people are those under 40. By the time you get to be over 60, no matter what race you are, you're a bitter old codger from wasting your life in the armpit of Indiana and thus you take no joy from life and inflict your venom onto others.

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[info]damien
2008-03-08 10:33 am UTC (link)
...New York, the city where people talk to mug you. Fixed!

If you go off the hearsay you're exposed to while living in Europe, anyway. *has never been mugged in New York but has been pickpocketed THREE TIMES in London*

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[info]vzg
2008-03-08 10:40 am UTC (link)
(New Yorkers: you guys talk to strangers? Really?)

I try to avoid it, m'self. It leads to bad things. :[ Exceptions include random nice people (who do exist, but are, of course, random) and people standing in line to see Eddie Izzard.

Also, I just walked down an empty city street at half past midnight last night! And I don't think a lot of New Yorkers that you'd find at night would be the sort to make you, you know, feel safe. If he's talking about the daylight... damn it, even I feel fine outside alone in the daylight.

Okay, so I've never been to Chicago, but... yeah, what.

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[info]heartsalliance
2008-03-08 10:41 am UTC (link)
But they won't chat you up like in NY, and they won't ever surprise you with anything.

That's probably because they're all to busy looking for seconds jobs to bother entertaining you for free.

Also, wth? So the white people are boring, it's not like there aren't a million Mexicans in Chicago you could talk too...

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-03-08 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Tch, they aren't even worth considering!

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[info]darkrose
2008-03-08 11:17 am UTC (link)
Midwestern-Masters of fake nice, white Chicagoans will smile at you and say have a nice day.

I lived in Chicago from age 0-18. In general, I don't recall random white people smiling at me and saying have a nice day. Mostly I remember random white people clutching their purses and eyeing me suspiciously, because I was obviously part of the short bespectacled gang of black teenagers who'd beat you up and make you listen to Duran Duran. Or something.

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[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-03-08 11:57 am UTC (link)
*snortsporfle*

Yet again, another winner.

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[info]risha
2008-03-08 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Does Chicago have a lot of gangs of short, bespectacled, 80's English pop listening kids? Because that would be AWESOME.

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(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-03-09 07:20 pm UTC

[info]kittikattie
2008-03-11 12:02 am UTC (link)
OH GOD NOT DURAN DURAN WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU

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tree
2008-03-12 01:47 am UTC (link)
I love Duran Duran. And Barbarella.

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[info]gusty
2008-03-08 01:48 pm UTC (link)
I really can't get over the 'surprise you' part. Really. I'm just from Nowheresville (aka Newark), Delaware... but do people in New York normally make a habit of presenting one with magic tricks and/or fruit baskets out of the clear blue?

My one trip through New York was in the cramped back seat of a pickup truck, and all I remember was going through a tunnel where there was an unopened bag of cheese curls and an untouched soda just sitting on the wall. It made me very very uneasy for some reason I can't put my finger on.

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[info]aristaea
2008-03-08 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Being a Southerner, the thing I've noticed about New Yorkers is that they only seem to like other New Yorkers. So maybe they have secret New Yorker carnivals that none of us are invited to.

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(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2008-03-08 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]florence_craye, 2008-03-10 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-03-10 08:57 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2008-03-08 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I have lived in Ottawa, Cornwall* and Hamilton, and all of this confuses me. I *do* remember when living in Ottawa, having random chats with people at bus stops (and getting creepied by one of them, he asked me to dinner, ew ew) and thinking it was the weirdest fucking thing ever. But, I'm terribly shy irl. e.e;

*Actually lived on a farm, in the middle of nowhere, about a 20 minute drive from Cornwall.

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[info]hilohello
2008-03-08 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Man, all you non-New Yorkers just gotta accept that NYC is the greatest city ever, and that is that. :P

For the record, tho, I spent last year in Baltimore. And it seriously freaked me out.

I mean, everything was closed on Sundays! Everything! And on non-Sundays, the mini-mart closed at, like, six! Six! And all the buildings were tiny!

And people would randomly ask me how I was doing. I mean, Baltimore has an absurdly high crime rate. And complete strangers would ask me how I was doing!

I swear to god, Baltimoreans probably ask their muggers about their kids.

Also, the bagels sucked.

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[info]rowanberries
2008-03-08 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Whiner, much?

He should really come to England to open his eyes a bit. We knock all other standoffish places out of the pool.

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(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-08 09:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-03-09 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-09 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-03-10 08:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blankverses, 2008-03-10 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_padfoot, 2008-03-10 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittikattie, 2008-03-11 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-03-12 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-03-09 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-09 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarahkjrsten, 2008-03-13 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]julesnoctambule, 2008-03-14 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-03-10 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jigofspite, 2008-03-10 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-03-11 08:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2008-03-08 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarahkjrsten, 2008-03-13 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2008-03-13 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarahkjrsten, 2008-03-13 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2008-03-10 05:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2008-03-12 01:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-03-12 05:39 pm UTC

[info]icedark_elf
2008-03-08 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Chicago has ACen. That's more than enough reason to go there.

Except when snow is coming in. Then it's just evil.

I save my dislike for Baltimore.

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(no subject) - [info]cinnamonical, 2008-03-08 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-03-09 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2008-03-09 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-03-09 06:45 pm UTC

[info]kangofu
2008-03-08 11:34 pm UTC (link)
(New Yorkers: you guys talk to strangers? Really?)

Random people talk to me all the time actually. I'm not really sure why they've pegged me as someone to talk to, but I've was told once that I look like I'm a "really nice person."

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(no subject) - [info]rustybitch, 2008-03-15 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kangofu, 2008-03-16 02:37 am UTC

[info]thespie
2008-03-09 12:01 am UTC (link)
I knew there was something I always liked about you, Waltraute, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Now I know.

(U of C graduate, Class of 1986)

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2008-03-09 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-03-09 07:17 pm UTC

[info]msmanna
2008-03-09 01:18 am UTC (link)
And yet in all that, s/h/it managed to miss listing one of the major defining traits of Chicagoans, which is apparently 'really, really, really easy to troll'.

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(no subject) - [info]thespie, 2008-03-09 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2008-03-09 03:51 am UTC

[info]pesky
2008-03-09 02:27 am UTC (link)
Walk from the Loop out to Wicker Park, up to Logan Square

Why would you do that? Bike it, maybe, but christ that's a hike. Take the friggin blue line, I guarantee it won't be dull.

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(no subject) - [info]thespie, 2008-03-09 11:52 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2008-03-09 04:07 am UTC (link)
Is it horrible that am envisioning this person walking all sunshine and rainbows in one of the 'nicer' parts of Detroit and that it's making me giggle?

For the record- Chicago rocks.

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-03-09 04:21 am UTC

[info]momcat
2008-03-09 08:54 am UTC (link)
I'm still trying to figure out backhand masturbation.

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(no subject) - [info]rustybitch, 2008-03-15 05:31 pm UTC

bigi
2008-03-09 11:57 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I don't think the OP would have gotten nearly as many responses if he'd been comparing Chicago to say Boston or Dallas. There would have been a few "yeah, whatever, fuck you" but people would have moved on.

But New York? That just hits a nerve.

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(no subject) - [info]thespie, 2008-03-09 12:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2008-03-09 03:28 pm UTC

[info]queencallipygos
2008-03-10 03:47 am UTC (link)
For the record: I am a New Yorker, and I wish to publically admit that Chicago surpasses us in hot dogs and the availability of bike paths.

That is all.

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[info]ara
2008-03-10 03:56 am UTC (link)
What I would like is if people would be more colorful, more engaging, more willing to talk to strangers.

Benefit of not talking to strangers: I don't have to interact with fucktards like this guy.

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