My favourite one is the butthurt New-Jerseyan:

You know, fuck you big metropolitan people and fuck your pollution and fuck your oppressive cultural standards and fuck your many varieties of all night ethnic restaurants. You make fun, but when you want cheap hookers and blow, or a weekend at the Shore, or a go-to joke to break the ice, where do you turn to? That's right, you go to the New Jersey suburbs. You need us wayyy more than we need you. We have tourists coming all the way from motherfuckin' Kansas!

NJ has always been there for you, but then you turn your back on her to chase after the first blond city in a skirt. ;_;