I've held a grudge against all of Illinois ever since I was forced to go out there on business, and got to deal with several days of horrible food poisoning from an undercooked burger.

And the food was crap in the suburbs where I was most of the time. (Except for two really excellent seafood restaurants we found.)

Also, maybe I was in all the wrong places, but as far as I could tell the entire city of Chicago closes up at 9:00 PM on weekdays.

And what's with all the toll roads?

(I may be a little bitter.)