this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in

otf_wank,
@ 2008-03-17 14:39:00

Current mood:	amused
Entry tags:	animals, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

stubby kitties --> miniwank
Cute Overload, in addition to being full of cute animals, is often also full of wank. Most posts contain at least one accusation of animal cruelty, and this one, about a Scottish Fold cat with exceptionally stubby legs, is no exception.

Comments about animal breeding begin on the very first comment and only continue down the thread.

Adopt a shelter cat!

This sucks. Animal-cruelty is what it is.

CAPSLOCK OF EMPHASIS!

None of us would advocate breaking puppies' legs just because they can look really cute in casts.

I don't know about you, but I plan to go break some puppy legs later this afternoon!

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-03-17 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	Cats have long legs for a reason. Mmhmm! It's ever so important for pampered house cats who get their meals from cans and can lay around the house all day to have good long legs! Also: ded from cute! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ealusaid 2008-03-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	They have an important job eradicating dustbunnies! Jeez, you just don't understand! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	When do we start a boobie. . .er, "This is my kitty!" train? iwanttobeasleep 2008-03-17 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	My house kitty uses his nice, long legs. . .but he uses them for attacking our legs! D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: When do we start a boobie. . .er, "This is my kitty!" train? ealusaid 2008-03-17 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	See? Give them an inch of leg, THEN THEY WANT A FOOT OF LEG! ...Wait, that sounds wrong. My kitties are adorable! And one of them is apparently identical to ashenmote's kitty (or just moonlighting). Though we have too many since moving into the city and are trying to give away two or three of them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	serai 2008-03-18 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Cats have long legs for a reason. When asked how long a man's legs should be, President Lincoln thought for a moment and then replied, "Long enough to reach the ground." There are a lot of people out there with WAY too much time on their hands. (Reply to this)(Parent)