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this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-03-17 14:39:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:animals, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

stubby kitties --> miniwank
Cute Overload, in addition to being full of cute animals, is often also full of wank. Most posts contain at least one accusation of animal cruelty, and this one, about a Scottish Fold cat with exceptionally stubby legs, is no exception.

Comments about animal breeding begin on the very first comment and only continue down the thread.

Adopt a shelter cat!

This sucks. Animal-cruelty is what it is.

CAPSLOCK OF EMPHASIS!

None of us would advocate breaking puppies' legs just because they can look really cute in casts.

I don't know about you, but I plan to go break some puppy legs later this afternoon!



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Re: A story, I has one!
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-03-19 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Eeee, Ocicats!! They're gorgeous. They're definitely on the list of breeds I might buy if I ever bought a cat (we've had six in my lifetime and they've all been strays or shelter cats, but one of them is a clear Ragdoll mix, and the tabby we used to have was probably part Siamese. Interestingly, those two are the least intelligent of the cats we've had).

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Re: A story, I has one!
[info]demonbean
2008-03-19 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Aren't they wondrous? Also, I get all gooey and useless when people mention "ocikittens."

*purrs*

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Re: A story, I has one!
[info]sharps
2008-03-22 11:41 pm UTC (link)
I have a friend with a half-Siamese cat.

She (the cat, not my friend) ran across a hotplate while it was on.

TWICE.

The same cat also doesn't use the catflap, instead preferring to squeeze out of a window, no matter how far the window isn't open or how she'll have to jump down seven feet from an awkward position.

She's as thick as pig shit.

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Re: A story, I has one!
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-03-23 02:03 pm UTC (link)
I used to have a neighbor who had a Siamese (apple-head, which are less inbred, but still) that she had rescued from an alleyway in Cairo. Her name was skittles, and she liked to roll around in the gutter. Even when cars were coming (luckily we did not get a lot of cars on that street and then usually went slowly, as it was a blind curve).

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