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this is not the hamster you're looking for (flightstothesea) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-03-17 14:39:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:animals, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

stubby kitties --> miniwank
Cute Overload, in addition to being full of cute animals, is often also full of wank. Most posts contain at least one accusation of animal cruelty, and this one, about a Scottish Fold cat with exceptionally stubby legs, is no exception.

Comments about animal breeding begin on the very first comment and only continue down the thread.

Adopt a shelter cat!

This sucks. Animal-cruelty is what it is.

CAPSLOCK OF EMPHASIS!

None of us would advocate breaking puppies' legs just because they can look really cute in casts.

I don't know about you, but I plan to go break some puppy legs later this afternoon!



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[info]c
2008-03-22 12:48 am UTC (link)
No, see, all cats in the universe must be spayed/neutered because any kittens ever being born anywhere is TERRIBLE, because, uhh, they might suffer at some point in their lives, and ANYWAY they're just going to get old and DIE eventually so CLEARLY IT'S KINDER TO JUST LET THE SPECIES DIE OUT, because you JUST CAN'T ENJOY CUTENESS if there is even a REMOTE chance that the animal displaying said cuteness might not LIVE FOREVER IN PERFECT HAPPINESS, so it's better if we just DON'T HAVE KITTIES.

(Disclaimer: I do actually totally understand the importance of spaying/neutering pet kitties, I just, er, like making fun of people who say excessively silly things.)

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