Hey... to completely veer off-topic did it ever occur to you that a few of us who have a hard time with spelling and grammar might actually have a learning disability? Jeebus!

Personally, I feel if you're going to attempt to disguise your own complete inadequacy with transparent excuses, "Gawd!" should be your pussified religious expletive of choice. It's what all the magazines are doing this spring. Nobody is caught dead in "Jeebus!" anymore.