Re: There's no good side in this. I like wanks like that.
Pineapple and mango are pretty singular allergies; as long as I read ingredients, I'm mostly okay. I try to avoid fancy seafood restaurants since I've had bad experiences with waiters not taking it seriously and just "picking it off." Which doesn't work because the juice is worse than the flesh, though once I gave in because mango is my favorite fruit and just sat there letting my mouth swell up because that little bit of mango flavor was so nice. And I'm never going to Hawaii, which is okay because I don't like the beach anyway.

Milk's in everything, which would suck. You can still have milk-free chocolate though, right?