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WHY ARE YOU READING A CHILDREN'S BOOK: A miniwank bedtime story.
Once upon a time, a self-published author wrote a book about ANTIGUA: The Land of Fairies Wizards and Heroes! (Alas, the land lacked commas!) She even gave it every tag in existence, of which only about three were appropriate! (Miley Sirus? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? High School Musical? What, no Kitchen Sink tag?) Unfortunately, it got bad reviews by everyone but the author. Even the forums weren't safe. And neither was Barnes & Noble! THE FIVE STAR REVIEWS ARE NOT FROM THE AUTHOR! REALLY!

And we all lived happily ever after!

The End!

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	meril 2008-03-27 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	In one of Patricia Wrede's books, she named the magic elf city Eveleth. No, it was not the home of the Elven Hockey Hall of Fame, but it should have been. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	erototoxin 2008-03-28 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Where is the Elven Hockey Hall of Fame? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2008-03-28 01:53 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but her books were often trying to be crack. ~~Hides her battered copy of Dealing with Dragons~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anarchicq 2008-03-28 02:10 am UTC (link)
	~~My copy lost it's cover, eventually. I blame soapy water.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wahlee 2008-03-28 06:19 am UTC (link)
	~~With lemon juice!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anarchicq 2008-03-28 06:26 am UTC (link)
	~~Throws iron circlet against wall~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seiberwing 2008-03-28 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~Enchanted Forest ftw!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2008-03-28 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	~~Proudly displays her Enchanted Forest Chronicles four-in-one copy!~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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