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WHY ARE YOU READING A CHILDREN'S BOOK: A miniwank bedtime story.
Once upon a time, a self-published author wrote a book about ANTIGUA: The Land of Fairies Wizards and Heroes! (Alas, the land lacked commas!) She even gave it every tag in existence, of which only about three were appropriate! (Miley Sirus? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? High School Musical? What, no Kitchen Sink tag?) Unfortunately, it got bad reviews by everyone but the author. Even the forums weren't safe. And neither was Barnes & Noble! THE FIVE STAR REVIEWS ARE NOT FROM THE AUTHOR! REALLY!

And we all lived happily ever after!

The End!

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	hickorydickory 2008-03-27 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	"Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought: Brisingr (Inheritance, Book 3) by Christopher Paolini" Why am I not surprised? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	okalintu 2008-03-28 12:43 am UTC (link)
	On the other hand, it is a rather handy warning. Anyone who recommends Paolini is someone I'm not going to listen to. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vampslayer04 2008-03-28 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Book 3 is out? likes that series despite its shortfalls (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_mouse 2008-03-28 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Not yet. That glorious day is Sept. 20. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shaysdays 2008-03-28 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Brisingr... my lips just went into some interesting shapes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gorogoro 2008-03-28 01:54 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking more drunken typo, myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-03-28 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Sadly, no, it's the actual title. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dhole 2008-03-28 02:42 am UTC (link)
	It's like he was typing Brisingamen, got halfway through, and gave up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladylauren 2008-03-30 04:46 am UTC (link)
	That was my first thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mcity 2008-03-28 02:44 am UTC (link)
	I have no doubt in my name that he ran out of E words. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2008-03-28 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I have no doubt in your name either. I am fully convinced that it is your real name. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mcity 2008-03-28 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Mind. I meant mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladylauren 2008-03-30 04:47 am UTC (link)
	No, he just didn't want to use 'Ewwwww'. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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