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	issendai 2008-03-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	happy sigh Oh man, self-published author wanks are like sex. I feel all relaxed and at peace with the world now. And slightly sweaty. Ahem. Anyway, if you read the excerpt on Amazon and were left yearning for more of Denise's prose stylings, the entire book is on Google Books. (Reply to this)(Thread)

doomsday
2008-03-28 03:02 am UTC (link)

I can't stop laughing at the names! We've got Bernardo and Belinda, The Dragon Vorltrarr, King Aurthorr (clever), Evil Sorceress Gwendeviere, Queen Eleanordora, Knight Sir Hector, Knight Sir Luke, Knight Sir Ralph, Knight Sir Willoughby, Knight Sir Larry (surely it's a coincidence that Larry Ellis co-wrote), the Mermaids Chrandria and Filiandra and Shraunna, King Aquarmand, King Harnaqua, The Centaur Boy Uclepsis, The Centaur Amenphis, The Centaur Aberlardo, and The Miniwad (wtf?) Charliey. At the very least, she needs to have her "r" key taken away.

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	cleolinda 2008-03-28 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Heh, I was thinking the same thing about "r" before I got to the end of your comment. Also, I would just like to say that I actually have the book in your icon, which gives me warm, bbq fuzzies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2008-03-28 05:43 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking the same thing about the R key before I finished the second line. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	magpiggles 2008-03-28 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Quiet you, King Aqua(r)man(D) is awesome. He talks to fish you know! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	catslash 2008-03-28 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I bet she used the Fantasy Name Generator. If she didn't, she should have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-03-28 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, that's awesome. If I were to write a fantasy novel, I would totally use that. What's your icon from, btw? Is that the guy from the BBC adaptation of Bleak House? If so, I loved him in it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catslash 2008-03-28 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Um. runs to check Burn Gorman's IMDb Why, yes! Yes it is. My icon is of him in Torchwood. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	maureenlycaon 2008-03-30 08:46 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say that it produces better (or at least more varied) names than hers . . . but I was thinking of this generator. Oh, well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wyf_of_bathe 2008-03-28 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	"Uclepsis" has to be a horrible, horrible disease of some kind... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	llama_treats 2008-03-28 03:22 am UTC (link)
	It's the first link up there! I promise! I can't stop with the !!!!!s (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	issendai 2008-03-28 03:34 am UTC (link)
	You're right! I missed it! I thought it was a link to Amazon!!! Sorry! Would you like me to call you Knight Sir Llarmarr_Treatserrdora for the rest of the wank as an apology?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2008-03-28 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Even I'm not that cruel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	issendai 2008-03-28 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, damn. And here I was looking forward to it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lied_ohne_worte 2008-03-28 10:35 am UTC (link)
	Well, there's a lot of yelling going on there in that book. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wonderfish 2008-03-28 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	I really can't hold a grudge against anything with warrior octopodes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hickorydickory 2008-03-28 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	YES. Thank you so much for this. goes off to read (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	issendai 2008-03-29 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Please don't hate me when you're done. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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