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WHY ARE YOU READING A CHILDREN'S BOOK: A miniwank bedtime story.
Once upon a time, a self-published author wrote a book about ANTIGUA: The Land of Fairies Wizards and Heroes! (Alas, the land lacked commas!) She even gave it every tag in existence, of which only about three were appropriate! (Miley Sirus? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? High School Musical? What, no Kitchen Sink tag?) Unfortunately, it got bad reviews by everyone but the author. Even the forums weren't safe. And neither was Barnes & Noble! THE FIVE STAR REVIEWS ARE NOT FROM THE AUTHOR! REALLY!

And we all lived happily ever after!

The End!

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	catslash 2008-03-28 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I bet she used the Fantasy Name Generator. If she didn't, she should have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-03-28 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, that's awesome. If I were to write a fantasy novel, I would totally use that. What's your icon from, btw? Is that the guy from the BBC adaptation of Bleak House? If so, I loved him in it! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	catslash 2008-03-28 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Um. runs to check Burn Gorman's IMDb Why, yes! Yes it is. My icon is of him in Torchwood. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	maureenlycaon 2008-03-30 08:46 am UTC (link)
	I was going to say that it produces better (or at least more varied) names than hers . . . but I was thinking of this generator. Oh, well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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