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My breaducation, let me show you it
Bread wank. I've never been so happy.

bellasmommy posts some step-by-step photos on how to make baguettes. In her description, she mentions using a bit of sugar, as well as an egg wash. There is also a mention of using the microwave to proof the dough, and using scissors rather than a razor to score the loaves.

The finished loaves look lovely, and bellasmommy says, "These loaves are awesome. The outside is lightly crusty, the inside is light and chewy and fluffy." Great, right?

Oh wait. According to schlake, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG. The finished product is obviously not bread, but some demonspawn of yeast and flour.

(Now I want a macro of Senator Vreenak holding a baguette, hissing "It's a FAAAAAAAKE!") (Which, thanks to nam_jai, we now have!

PS. Bonus stock/broth wankery back in December, also courtesy of schlake.

ETA: It's also in domestic_snark, stupid_free, and sf_drama.

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D soupspooks 2008-03-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	What about zucchini bread? Or banana bread? (I suspect those are more desserts, but still). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D cygnia 2008-03-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I loooooooooove me a good quick banana bread! (I think "quick" is the terminology for breads mad without yeast, right?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D ryuutchi 2008-03-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, they're quick breads because they don't have to sit around for hours and proof. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D soupspooks 2008-03-27 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	(I have no idea, but my grandmother makes fantastic zucchini bread and zucchini cake). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D maegwin_of_hern 2008-03-27 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I have a recipe for ice-cream bread. Haven't tried it yet, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D azazello 2008-03-27 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I have a recipe for bread ice cream... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D maegwin_of_hern 2008-03-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a delicious combination ^^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D rowanberries 2008-03-29 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh god, bread ice cream is the most delicious thing ever! Share? :D? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D flightstothesea 2008-03-27 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Or pumpkin bread. Oh god, now I want pumpkin bread. ;_; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D altera 2008-03-27 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Now you've done it.... drooling (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D jaina 2008-03-29 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Oooooh. Thank you for reminding me that I have all the ingredients for banana bread in my house right now. I'm totally going to go make some! (Reply to this)(Parent)