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My breaducation, let me show you it
Bread wank. I've never been so happy.

bellasmommy posts some step-by-step photos on how to make baguettes. In her description, she mentions using a bit of sugar, as well as an egg wash. There is also a mention of using the microwave to proof the dough, and using scissors rather than a razor to score the loaves.

The finished loaves look lovely, and bellasmommy says, "These loaves are awesome. The outside is lightly crusty, the inside is light and chewy and fluffy." Great, right?

Oh wait. According to schlake, SHE'S DOING IT WRONG. The finished product is obviously not bread, but some demonspawn of yeast and flour.

(Now I want a macro of Senator Vreenak holding a baguette, hissing "It's a FAAAAAAAKE!") (Which, thanks to nam_jai, we now have!

PS. Bonus stock/broth wankery back in December, also courtesy of schlake.

ETA: It's also in domestic_snark, stupid_free, and sf_drama.

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D dez_chan 2008-03-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, he already tries to argue with the daughter of a rabbi about the significance of Challah bread. I love food wank so fucking much! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D rogueunit 2008-03-27 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my god that is beautiful! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D plazmah 2008-03-27 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	A bread with nuts in it definitely ceases to be just bread. It just doesn't exist. Like bisexuals and English majors. nod (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D tofuknight 2008-03-28 12:40 am UTC (link)
	OMG, that's what bisexuals and English majors and girl gamers eat! OM NOM NOM (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D kittikattie 2008-03-28 04:10 am UTC (link)
	No wonder I love the nut bread! It lives in my nonexistant corner. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D palefire 2008-03-29 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Is anyone keeping track of things that Don't Exist? I was under the impression that there was more than just bisexuals and English majors. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D plazmah 2008-03-29 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know... someone needs to add a page to the FW Wiki! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D palefire 2008-03-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	It's like a gift from (the) God(s), innit? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Is this going to be like the icing wank all over again? :D evilsqueakers 2008-03-29 09:49 am UTC (link)
	I...I..I really, really want him/her/it to talk this Jewish girl in class. Because she'd beat him so hard his great-great-grandkids would be crying. This is the same girl that argues with our Religions prof. Socio, too. sighs This is when she needs to be on the Internet, damn it. That'd be so much fun to watch. Cause she flips the fuck out. (Reply to this)(Parent)