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Darth Marenghi (

puipui) wrote in

otf_wank,

Okay, yeah, fine, store-bought ketchup will turn my kid into a robot. But is there anything at the supermarket that will turn her into a ninja? I think she'd be more interested if it could turn her into a ninja.

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