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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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[info]gynocrat
2008-04-03 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there

That because it says 'ketchup' on the Heinz bottle, so its 100% official and stuff. Heinz is the only real ketchup out there, and all you Hunts hoars can kiss it.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-03 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Fucking northerners.

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[info]tofuknight
2008-04-03 03:59 pm UTC (link)
and all you Hunts hoars can kiss it

That's right! *is a Pittsburgh girl*

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[info]grrliz
2008-04-03 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Non-Heinz ketchup = FAIL.

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[info]doomsday
2008-04-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
But Heinz is the brand that made that unholy purple and green ketchup. Heinz is Satan's ketchup!

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[info]thegiantsquid
2008-04-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
I agree! Heinz is evil. Hunt's forever! Huzzah!

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[info]issendai
2008-04-03 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Satan has all the best food.

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[info]phosfate
2008-04-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Diet Coke and Crystal Pepsi. LET IT GO.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm... devil ketchup...

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pastri_archy
2008-04-03 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Does it go well with Devil Fish?

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[info]caito
2008-04-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
No, for that you need devil tartar sauce.

What goes on devil's food cake?

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-04 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2008-04-05 12:35 am UTC

[info]gunshou
2008-04-03 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Fun fact: John Heinz IV is a hot blacksmith Buddhist martial artist who runs a school for wayward youth. I ♥ him.

Buy Heinz, support my martial arts!

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 07:21 pm UTC (link)
OMG I thought you were kidding until I googled! And he makes medieval armor, that's awesome! *buys Heinz*

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[info]gunshou
2008-04-04 12:18 am UTC (link)
He's probably the coolest person I know. He's so totally down to earth, you forget about how amazingly wealthy he is. He told me about eating cat food in college because he didn't want to waste money. I don't know how true that is; we were eating fried grasshoppers at the time, so maybe he was just trying to gross me out more than I already was. XP

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[info]sarracenia
2008-04-03 08:20 pm UTC (link)
[googles him] Dude, why have I never heard of this guy before? He's awesome.

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[info]gunshou
2008-04-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
^.^ He refuses interviews and pictures and keeps a really low profile. But he's a genuinely amazing guy who's lucky enough to have the means to pursue his own path and lives simply and meaningfully every day. I love talking to him, and I wish I knew him better.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-04-09 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Holy crap. I think I know him, sorta. *lives in Bucks*

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[info]magic_lilybean
2008-04-03 10:20 pm UTC (link)
**google images**

**gets shitload of John Kerry (long face is looooooooooong) instead**

Boo! Hiss!

I just wanted to verify the "hot" portion of your claim.

**sadpanda**

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[info]rikiki
2008-04-04 12:21 am UTC (link)
There's a picture of him in this article.

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[info]gunshou
2008-04-04 12:31 am UTC (link)
He keeps an ultralow profile, so there aren't many pictures of him. There's one in our newsletter from last year of him and his students - he's the guy in red, his wife is next to him in black, and his daughter is hanging off our Headmaster's neck. ^.^

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(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2008-04-04 12:32 am UTC

[info]wook77
2008-04-03 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Too right!

Heinz is it!

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[info]wickedlester
2008-04-03 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Heinz is the only real ketchup out there,

You wish. Hunts is the only true ketchup. It's the ketchup DANNY eats.

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[info]tofuknight
2008-04-04 04:58 pm UTC (link)
You mean Hunts is actually Chancery Stone's menstrual blood?

*had to share*

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[info]bienegold
2008-04-10 04:55 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]kittenmommy
2008-04-08 01:25 am UTC (link)
Kittendaddy and I are partial to Del Monte Ketchup ourselves.

I never thought I'd see such wank over ketchup. Who knew that condiments could be such srs bsns?

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