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Dan Fogelberg's (llama_treats) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00

Entry tags:

food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)

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	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	IAWTC! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2008-04-03 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Fuckin' sheep. If you can't form your opinion, GTFO and don't bother us with your presence. Also, my English finals got the best grade at my school, so obviously I'm right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm totally allowed to say whatever I want because I got high SAT scores and that means I'm smart. So there! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2008-04-03 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	SATs? So you went to an American high school? Pah! My grades are European, and therefore intellectually superior. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	European? I spit on your European grades. My mom started her own school and taught me that I'm special. I am unique, so everything you say is automatically wrong. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2008-04-03 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	My mom told me not to share my cake with people like you. Therefore, I win! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, but does it have frosting or icing, huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2008-04-03 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	I have two; one of each! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Well. I've got a cheesecake truck! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	barankhy 2008-04-03 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just lying. Which makes you a mean person. :-( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iamnotyourmuse 2008-04-03 08:22 pm UTC (link)
	If I did have a cheesecake truck I'd share the leftover cheesecake. Totally. So I'm SO not mean. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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