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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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[info]doomsday
2008-04-03 04:49 pm UTC (link)
But Heinz is the brand that made that unholy purple and green ketchup. Heinz is Satan's ketchup!

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[info]thegiantsquid
2008-04-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
I agree! Heinz is evil. Hunt's forever! Huzzah!

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[info]issendai
2008-04-03 06:46 pm UTC (link)
Satan has all the best food.

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[info]phosfate
2008-04-03 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Diet Coke and Crystal Pepsi. LET IT GO.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm... devil ketchup...

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pastri_archy
2008-04-03 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Does it go well with Devil Fish?

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[info]caito
2008-04-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
No, for that you need devil tartar sauce.

What goes on devil's food cake?

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[info]puipui
2008-04-04 07:10 am UTC (link)
IT'S DEVIL ICING, DAMN YOU! IT'S NOT DEVIL FROSTING AT ALL!

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pastri_archy
2008-04-05 12:35 am UTC (link)
I TASTE NO DIFFERENCE. IT IS ALL EVILLY DELICIOUS AND BAD FOR MY HEALTH IF I EAT HALF OF IT BEFORE I EVEN PUT IT ON THE CAKE. LONG LIVE FANCY SUGAR. ♥

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