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doomsday
2008-04-03 05:00 pm UTC (link)

I also mocked the claim in a Recipezaar recipe that HFCS makes kids "wild." You didn't see it because I texted that one to my gilfriend.

Actually, the girlfriend who continues to labor under the erroneous belief that I actually am good enough to . . . be with her frequently runs errands near a Whole Paycheck.

I want to make my own ketchup for the same reason I want to chose my own girlfriend

I think this roughly translates to, "You guys! I have a girlfriend!"

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	notjo 2008-04-03 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, that was a bit out there. "Okay, dear, we get it. You get laid. You live together. Can we move on to whether or not it's spelled ketchup or catsup now?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2008-04-03 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	And we lick ketchup off each other! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2008-04-03 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm perfectly fine with an arranged ketchup marriage. My parents can choose my ketchup for me and I will dutifully eat it, but I'll never enjoy a second of it. I will honor and obey my ketchup. In time, I may even learn to enjoy my ketchup. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-04-03 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I heard this in Bloo's voice, and now Bloo and Cheese are getting married in my head. I hate you, Milkman Dan. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-04-03 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	References to both Foster's and Red Meat in one comment? I think I love you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2008-04-03 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not entirely sure how I should feel about being heard in Bloo's voice! ...But I'll take it as a good thing anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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