Entry tags:

food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)

	dez_chan 2008-04-03 05:12 pm UTC (link)
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	tangentialone 2008-04-03 05:45 pm UTC (link)
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	vzg 2008-04-03 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	I got three gold stars and a smily face on a report in second grade! Beat that! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	da_angel729 2008-04-03 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	I received "Most Improved Handwriting" in first grade! Ha! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shaysdays 2008-04-03 09:10 pm UTC (link)
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	pandonkey 2008-04-03 11:59 pm UTC (link)
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	j_crew_guy 2008-04-04 01:06 am UTC (link)
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	missdaisy 2008-04-04 04:02 am UTC (link)
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