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Dan Fogelberg's (llama_treats) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00

Entry tags:

food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)

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	dez_chan 2008-04-03 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. I was looking up pictures to icon this wank, and came across the revelation that ketchup defeats homosexuality. Apparently ketchup is serious business after all, and we should not mock it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2008-04-03 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	...That's...special. Though, I agree that stupid is a universal thing. Whether you are straight or gay, you can still be a raving dingus, especially if you feel the need to be the condiment police. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2008-04-03 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	...um, wtfucketh? It sounds like those stories about how Z TOTALLY PWNED someone who was beating their kid in public and the whole place cheered. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pastri_archy 2008-04-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	O.o If he wanted to prove the point of tolerance, why was there a need to point out the other person's sexual orientation? What did that have to do with saying something dumb about a condiment? I mean, it's a condiment... Sorry. Earth Logic. I forgot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2008-04-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Miss Manners is God, apparently. Huh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	issendai 2008-04-03 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	Way to show that homosexual! And they say bible-thumpers can't recognize humor when they see it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mistressrenet 2008-04-04 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Wow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	greenling 2008-04-04 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh good lord. Somebody sure made a coyote-shaped hole at the bottom of the sarchasm. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lingvo 2008-04-04 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	I agree with the gay guy! (and icon love!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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