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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00


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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)



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[info]tangentialone
2008-04-03 05:41 pm UTC (link)
As long as she's not putting her homemade ketchup on bread.

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[info]dez_chan
2008-04-03 06:18 pm UTC (link)
ON bread would be fine. IN bread? UNACCEPTABLE!

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[info]pfeffermuse
2008-04-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Well, there is Tomato Soup Cake.

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2008-04-03 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Or on spaghetti.

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[info]tangentialone
2008-04-04 12:38 am UTC (link)
Or icing her spaghetti.

Is it just me or does that sound dirty?

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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-05 12:36 am UTC (link)
Oh God, my ex-boyfriend did (does?) that. KETCHUP. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A SUBSTITUTE FOR PASTA SAUCE.

He also put it on rice. It was slightly difficult to have a meal with him.

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