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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Okay, yeah, fine, store-bought ketchup will turn my kid into a robot. But is there anything at the supermarket that will turn her into a ninja? I think she'd be more interested if it could turn her into a ninja.

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[info]wtf
2008-04-03 06:08 pm UTC (link)
That would totally rule.

My kid is, at this moment, eating zweibeck toast. You think that might be ninja food? I know it's kinda loud and crunchy...

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:25 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, does your kid have teeth yet? Zweibeck's pretty ninja-like before they get the teeth in.

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[info]wtf
2008-04-03 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Nah, she's got teeth. Maybe she's a vampire! It would explain this picture a little, anyways.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-04 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2008-04-04 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-04-04 07:44 am UTC

[info]stromatolite
2008-04-03 06:12 pm UTC (link)
I don't know, maybe some powder milk biscuits (also helpful for overcoming shyness).

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[info]youngcurmudgeon
2008-04-03 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Would rhubarb pie also work? It's reviving!

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[info]notjo
2008-04-03 06:12 pm UTC (link)
CANDY.

Buy your kid LOTS OF CANDY! She will be NINJA! TOO!!

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[info]notjo
2008-04-03 06:13 pm UTC (link)
(I may be eating candy rIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! NINJA!)

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
All I have right now are little mini donuts! NOES! I WANT TO BE A NINJA TOO!!!!! :(

Although perhaps I should eat more of these mini donuts to see if they make me a pirate. FOR SCIENCE!

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[info]missdaisy
2008-04-03 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Mine wants to be an evil overlord. I told she has to eat broccoli for that to happen.

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[info]demonoflight
2008-04-03 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Tell her she also has to like the taste of orange juice right after you brush your teeth.

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[info]black_spot
2008-04-03 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Oh bog! My kids’ favourite veg is broccoli – hide me!

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[info]caoilte
2008-04-04 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Wow, so's mine. He may be just a little bit weird (a little??) so I dunno if that counts. *chuckles*

And here I thought kids were supposed to hate the stuff...

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[info]ashenmote
2008-04-03 08:49 pm UTC (link)
I can't believe I can't find the "This texture pleases Satan" broccoli icon anywhere. :(

You could totally use it to support your claims.

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[info]willywanka
2008-04-04 06:45 pm UTC (link)
I've got that one, though I can't recall who made it.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-03 06:19 pm UTC (link)
I think if you combine ketchup and ramen you'll end up being a ROBOT NINJA. Does that help?

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Yes, but then you'd have to put ketchup on your ramen. D: There must be some other way!

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[info]llama_treats
2008-04-03 06:50 pm UTC (link)
That's the price you have to pay for ROBOT NINJAhood, I'm afraid.

Be glad you don't want to be a MUTANT SPACE CAPTAIN. *shudders*

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2008-04-04 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-04-04 04:23 am UTC

[info]risha
2008-04-03 06:24 pm UTC (link)
I thought that she was aiming for alien and/or mad scientist? I'm thinking that mixing Heinz and Hunts might get her to one or the other.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I might've known the mad scientist thing would require mixing ingredients. If she starts wanting test tubes, I'm building a bunker.

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[info]smashingstars
2008-04-03 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Pocky.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-03 06:49 pm UTC (link)
We've been ninjas for years and didn't even know it! Awesome!

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-04-03 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-04-03 06:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoama, 2008-04-03 07:27 pm UTC

[info]ashenmote
2008-04-03 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Depends! European Pocky makes you a Sith Lord! At least it says so in the ads.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2008-04-04 12:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2008-04-04 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-04 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikiki, 2008-04-04 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2008-04-04 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2008-04-04 03:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2008-04-04 05:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-05 04:04 pm UTC

[info]ashenmote
2008-04-03 09:03 pm UTC (link)
If you aren't too set on a commercial solution you could always try ninja-bread men.

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[info]puipui
2008-04-04 12:26 am UTC (link)
OMG so awesome! I must make some immediately, yes.

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