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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00


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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

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(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)



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[info]loquaciousquark
2008-04-03 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Also, having actually read the wank now: I've worked summers at a concession stand at a Little League ballpark for the last eight years. Pretty much all there is to eat is hotdogs, and I load them with ketchup and mustard. Sometimes I even eat two at a time!

OH NO I AM A ROBOT

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this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
pastri_archy
2008-04-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, ketchup, mustard, relish and onions. ♥

I really want a hot dog now. :(

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]shaysdays
2008-04-03 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh alright... same as you, but with chili on top.

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]loquaciousquark
2008-04-03 10:11 pm UTC (link)
I like to keep it simple; just ketchup (Heinz, even!) and mustard. Relish gets the bun all soggy. :(

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-04 04:12 am UTC (link)
Cheese and onions, and sometimes (dill or half-sour) pickles. This is the same as goes on my burgers, except that burgers may also get lettuce/spinach/greens, salad dressing (of the vinagrette type), tomatoes, avocado, guacamole or hummus.

Well, at home, anyway. Out usually it's just onions and/or chili on hot dogs, if anything, because that's all I can get. Ketchup and mustard and sweet pickle relish are abominations unto God.

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]annabelle_lee
2008-04-04 02:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm a sauerkraut and mustard on soydog type, but these pickles you speak of. They interest me. Perhaps they offer something I cannot quite refuse.

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]barankhy
2008-04-05 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Pfft, everybody knows the Satan loves pickles. Do you love Satan?

Mustard, on the other hand, actually is God.
As are onions.
I'm still trying to figure out how this works.

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-05 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Satan takes a pickle up the ass from me every nightI mean, a simply overlap in condiment tastes implies no connection between me and any other persons.*






*There aren't any exceptions, I just thought the asterisk looked cool.

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