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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00


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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)



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pastri_archy
2008-04-03 06:27 pm UTC (link)
:( Aw. I wanted to be in Mensa one day. My IQ, she is too low.

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[info]missdaisy
2008-04-03 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry. Internet protocol requires that you assert your intellectual superiority times while participating in any online discussions. The only allowable exceptions to this rule are the very specific circumstances of a fauxpology, a flounce post or a psuedicide. Even then such admissions need to be couched far more passive-aggressively, e.g "Well, I guess I'm just not a smart as the rest of you and that's why this hurts me so much." Any further offenses and we shall be forced to confiscate your modem.

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[info]missdaisy
2008-04-03 06:57 pm UTC (link)
at all times! assert your superiority at all times.

*is an idiot*





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pastri_archy
2008-04-03 09:18 pm UTC (link)
D: *hugs modem* But how will be able to download porn?

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry to inform you that you simply aren't smart enough for porn. Please check back after you have completed an internets degree in a) law, b) medieval English literature, or c) computer science III.

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pastri_archy
2008-04-04 02:47 am UTC (link)
DD: O NOES THEY BE TRYIN TO BE TAKESING MY PURN!

*prints off copies of smutfic and squirrels them away*

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[info]caito
2008-04-04 05:59 am UTC (link)
What if you know lolspeak as a second language?

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