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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00


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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

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(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)



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My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]alya1989262
2008-04-03 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I hate ketchup. Absolutely hate it. And every time I order a sandwich from the cafeteria we have at uni, they have to slather it in ketchup without asking me first, and then go, "Do you wan mayonnaise on it too?" At which point I'm all, "Arrrrggh! Noooo! Get it away! I want a towel! Rinse me that hot dog right now! Get me another sandwich!"

For some reason, I think they think I'm crazy.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]youngcurmudgeon
2008-04-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Come to Chicago! Ketchup is banned on hot dogs! (Seriously, there are fast-food joints where if you ask for ketchup, they'll point you to a squeeze bottle sitting off to the side of the counter. You can ruin your hot dog if you want to, but they won't be held responsible for it.)

I actually like ketchup on fries, but that's fries. Ketchup is only acceptable on hot dogs in certain circumstances -- namely, ice shows.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]tiye
2008-04-03 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Ha, maybe that's why my husband likes it here so much. The dude is passionately opposed to putting ketchup on hot dogs. I somehow didn't realize that this was also a Chicago thing, despite having lived here for four years.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]wook77
2008-04-03 07:56 pm UTC (link)
I do the same to mayo, mustard and lettuce.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]soupspooks
2008-04-03 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I'm one of those 'I put ketchup on everything except for the things it's acceptable to put ketchup on' people. I don't know who decided that ketchup on eggs or grilled cheese sandwiches was a good idea, but I want to shoot them.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]doomsday
2008-04-03 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Do you put it on burritos? My little sisters do that and I can't even bear to watch. I thought putting it on chicken nuggets was bad enough.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]soupspooks
2008-04-03 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I can't eat burritos, but (particularly when I was younger) I put it on chicken, beef, pork and battered fish.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
pastri_archy
2008-04-03 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Yay to a small amount of ketchup on hot dogs; YUCK to mayonnaise. XP Ew, ew ,ew.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]rikiki
2008-04-04 04:30 am UTC (link)
But mayo is so awesome! It goes with all sorts of things: hot dogs, burgers, chicken (grilled, fried, whatever), fries, and deli sandwiches, just to name a few. :D

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
pastri_archy
2008-04-04 04:43 am UTC (link)
I like to use my mayo sparingly. Tuna, chicken, turkey, hamburger, BLT.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-04 04:15 am UTC (link)
I hate it too! It literally make me queasy, but people get strangely offended when I stop them as they're about to douse communal fries with the goo.

Mayonnaise is also (slightly less) evil. Why is Europe obsessed with mayo? Why is it impossible to buy a pre-made sandwich without it over there? Why, God, why??

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]caoilte
2008-04-04 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I know, it makes me sad. And now hubby's gotten our son into that and it just makes me cringe and die a little inside. @.@

*holds the mayo on EVERYTHING*

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]wrongly_amused
2008-04-04 05:11 am UTC (link)
I like it in small quantities, but I'm more a mustard girl. :)

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]barankhy
2008-04-05 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Yay mustard!
Though I'm a bit wimpy and prefer Bavarian sweet mustard instead.

Of course, when I' making sandwiches, I just drown the ham in mustard, mayo and ketchup, and then comes the cheese.
Cheese goes with everything.
Mmmh, cheese.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]bobgenghiskhan
2008-04-05 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Have you tried specifying "no ketchup" when you order?

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]alya1989262
2008-04-05 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Eh, by the time the sandwich ready, they've already forgotten. If they've listened at all.

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Re: My thoughts on ketchup, let me show you them
[info]panthea
2008-04-06 02:10 pm UTC (link)
Ketchup is DISGUSTING. I eat my fries with barbecue sauce instead. And then my friends mock me, and I am sad.

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