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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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[info]vzg
2008-04-03 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm perfectly fine with an arranged ketchup marriage. My parents can choose my ketchup for me and I will dutifully eat it, but I'll never enjoy a second of it. I will honor and obey my ketchup. In time, I may even learn to enjoy my ketchup.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-04-03 09:15 pm UTC (link)
I heard this in Bloo's voice, and now Bloo and Cheese are getting married in my head.

I hate you, Milkman Dan.

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[info]doomsday
2008-04-03 10:12 pm UTC (link)
References to both Foster's and Red Meat in one comment? I think I love you.

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[info]vzg
2008-04-03 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I'm not entirely sure how I should feel about being heard in Bloo's voice! ...But I'll take it as a good thing anyway.

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