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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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[info]brennalarose
2008-04-03 09:05 pm UTC (link)
"I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
My girlfriend, who lives in Canada.
Her name is Alberta.
She lives in Vancouver.
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover!"

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-04-03 09:06 pm UTC (link)
I never heard that one before... XD

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[info]brennalarose
2008-04-03 09:13 pm UTC (link)
Avenue Q, which almost ruined my childhood.

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[info]lingvo
2008-04-04 12:28 pm UTC (link)
But in a Magical way.

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