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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-03 10:13:00
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Entry tags:food, ketchup

Papa tomato is angry :(
ROLL UP FOR THE MAGICAL HOMEMADE KETCHUP TOUR!

SEE the evils of High Fructose Corn Syrup!

HEAR the cries of GRUDGE!

LEARN about the history of Ketchup!

...And more!

Come one, come all!

(Unfortunately, there's no ketchup vs catsup wank in there.)


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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]barankhy
2008-04-05 04:21 pm UTC (link)
Pfft, everybody knows the Satan loves pickles. Do you love Satan?

Mustard, on the other hand, actually is God.
As are onions.
I'm still trying to figure out how this works.

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Re: this is the part where we discuss condiment preferences
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-05 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Satan takes a pickle up the ass from me every nightI mean, a simply overlap in condiment tastes implies no connection between me and any other persons.*






*There aren't any exceptions, I just thought the asterisk looked cool.

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