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joye ([info]joye) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-12 11:52:00
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Entry tags:childfree, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

Misanthrope Overload?
Ah, Cute Overload. A site that posts pictures of cute animals, what could people possibly wank about there? As the wiki shows, plenty.

I think Meg, the blogger, loves poking the crazies. One of the most reliable sources of "commentroversy" has been her "Cats n Racks" series. Yesterday she posted a video of a cat kneading some boobies with the hopeful tag "Nancy, it's a good thing you brought this to our attention, we've been just starved for commentroversies." Sadly, the commenters behaved themselves and mostly filled the comments with anecdotes about cats kneading soft squishy objects such as nads, ouch.

Meg would not be denied her wank, though! Clearly she had to bring out something NEW, something GUARANTEED to send her readers into apoplexy.

So today she posts... A HUMAN BABY.

*ominous chord*

263 comments so far, including the following gems:
She almost made the worst mistake of her life: Good Gods I was about to send a link to cuteoverload to someone, thank goodness I checked in first. BABIES NEED NOT APPLY.

You don't understand what your blog is about Meg! I DO: human babies are not what cute overload is about!

Whereas animals are completely silent and made of plasticine: Ugh, what's with all this worshiping at the altar of the baby? Babies are not cute, they're noisy and leak fluids. Do not want!

Uhhhh...: When I look at human babies, I just imagine the adult they will grow into... but puppies and kitties, etc., are babies forever!

I also love this comment where someone ponders changing their dissertation.

And finally, some pwnage:
human babies are not cute. if this is to be a regular occurrence, everyone i know who goes to this site will stop, including myself.

[Well, I can already tell how much we'd miss you... - Ed.]

Pass the pa-sickies.

Edit: HT to [info]dragonfangirl. cf_hardcore cheers the brave commenters for speaking truth to power, or something. What's wrong with the word tummy? :(
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[info]notjo
2008-04-12 05:21 am UTC (link)
Oh! Cute Overload changed the background!

I think I like this one better.

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[info]brennalarose
2008-04-12 05:22 am UTC (link)
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!

*ded from cute, regardless of species*

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[info]hallidae
2008-04-12 05:23 am UTC (link)
When I look at human babies, I just imagine the adult they will grow into... but puppies and kitties, etc., are babies forever!

This one made me twitch, because I can't help but think they're the sort who'd dump a cat or dog in the shelter once it's grown and no longer their pweshus.

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My favorite gross-cat story EVER - [info]trollprincess, 2008-04-12 02:02 pm UTC
Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER - [info]kosaginolegion, 2008-04-12 02:11 pm UTC
Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER - [info]brown_betty, 2008-04-13 05:38 am UTC
Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER - [info]honorh, 2008-04-13 07:07 pm UTC
Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER - [info]mistressrenet, 2008-04-14 03:18 pm UTC
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[info]imp
2008-04-12 05:25 am UTC (link)
When I look at human babies, I just imagine the adult they will grow into...

"Ew, I just know that little Georgie is going to be one of those guys who start balding way too early! He'll run traffic lights, and in his teen years he'll have just the worst acne!"

The boob-kneading looks kind of painful. My cats always try to knead their paws on me, but it tends to involve a lot of clawing, so I have to make them stop.

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[info]platedlizard
2008-04-12 05:37 am UTC (link)
Ugh, what's with all this worshiping at the altar of the baby? Babies are not cute, they're noisy and leak fluids. Do not want!

And puppies and kittens never ever pee and poop on the floor, spread their bloody-from-teething saliva all over the place, or howl/meow all night long! Ever!

At least human babies grow up to be self-sufficient people who, with any luck, move out and go away. *has waaay too many pets*

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Just using the kitty! icon - [info]tofuknight, 2008-04-12 08:30 pm UTC
Re: Just using the kitty! icon - [info]khym_chanur, 2008-04-13 01:20 am UTC
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[info]nevadafighter
2008-04-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
Yes, because posting one video of a baby = worship.

Jesus. I'm childfree, but this stuff makes me crazy. I want all those people out of the CF pool; they're making us look bad.

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[info]chaimonkey
2008-04-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
You guys are being facetious, right? As a newcomer to CO comments, I'm having trouble figuring out if any of this human-hatred is real.
dailyhamster | Apr 11, 2008 at 12:48 PM

BWAHAHAHAA. Oh, you poor little n00b...

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2008-04-13 06:51 am UTC

[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-12 06:15 am UTC (link)
"Bitch, gimme the damn pa-sickie!"

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[info]snowden
2008-04-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
Ugh, what's with all this worshiping at the altar of the baby? Babies are not cute, they're noisy and leak fluids. Do not want!

Uh, what kind of kittens and puppies are they meeting and where can I get one? I mean, not to come across as too speciesist here, but puppies and kitties usually don't learn to use a toilet eventually either. Just sayin'.

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-04-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
That dissertation link is awesome.

But some people seem to think if they admit a human baby is cute, or even scroll past a picture of one without pointing out how ugly it is, the Childbirth Police come to their house and force them to reproduce.

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In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula.
[info]shaysdays
2008-04-12 06:50 am UTC (link)
I am totally going to the freezer looking for pa-sickles now.

Pa-sickie!

Paaaa-sickie!

I think the funny thing is it's even a link to a video- people have to actually click on it to watch it and they're complaining about it like Meg changed the entire format to be BAYBIES! BAYBIES AND NOTHING BUT! GETCHER BABY-RIFFIC FIX HERE AND BY GOD YOU'D BETTER HAVE FIVE BABIES ALREADY OR NO READING THE BLOG, BABY PEOPLE! HEEEY! BABYYYY! HEEEEEEY! BABYYYYY!!!! LET'S LET THIS BABY PARTY STARTED RIGHT? I CONCLUSION- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYBYYYYYYYYYSSSSSS,

(Pa-sickie.)

I'm going to end up watching this eleventy billion times. That is a quality baby video.

(Pa-sickie!)

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Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-04-12 10:47 am UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]wtf, 2008-04-12 07:08 pm UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-12 11:32 pm UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]wtf, 2008-04-13 01:34 am UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]spacelogic, 2008-04-13 02:03 am UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-04-13 05:04 am UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]lemone, 2008-04-12 11:46 pm UTC
Re: In my house, the silly words are hoptycopters, barellas, and patsula. - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2008-04-13 03:15 am UTC

[info]kittikattie
2008-04-12 07:30 am UTC (link)
PA-SICKIE OH GOD DOES IT COME IN BROWN TYPE I WANT ONE.

This is almost as cute as the mean looking baby.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-04-13 02:42 am UTC

[info]sunhawk
2008-04-12 07:44 am UTC (link)
Always disturbing to see the bizarre mix of self-hate and delusion that comes with so many child-haters. I can understand the point of those who mentioned they work with children or see their own children all day long hence no novelty to seeing more children online but some people's "how disgusting, a baby!" reactions are just creepy to me.

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[info]smashingstars
2008-04-12 08:12 am UTC (link)
What always gets me is the commenters inability to realize Meg is playing them. Even when they're inevitably told a few dozen times per thread, there's always a bunch of people gasping in surprise and saying "It's almost like she's trying to start wank!" Yes. Yes, she is.

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-04-12 09:32 am UTC
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[info]billymasqets
2008-04-12 08:19 am UTC (link)
This is my favorite:

Suggestion to maintain the peace if you insist on showing humans: mark the post accordingly so people like me don't waste time watching it, waiting for the cat to jump into the picture.

I think I've read this before, under the dictionary definition of "ingrate".

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-04-12 10:55 am UTC
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[info]southerngaelic
2008-04-12 09:10 am UTC (link)
D'awwwww!!

*ded from pa-sickie!*

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-04-12 10:45 am UTC (link)
Ok...I thought this site was a human/children free zone?

Then what are you doing posting here?

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tree
2008-04-12 10:52 am UTC (link)
I don't like children, I admit, but that one *is* cute.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-04-12 11:00 am UTC (link)
Also, I think this comment pretty much sums it up:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/04/pa-sickie.html#comment-110392350

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[info]ryuutchi
2008-04-12 12:01 pm UTC (link)
I love the CF commenter bitching about babytalk in the Cute Overload comments. You have to wonder if she's ever looked at CO before today. The babytalk isn't exactly new to the human-baby post.

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(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2008-04-12 01:57 pm UTC
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[info]rachel_pi
2008-04-12 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Babies are not cute, they're noisy and leak fluids.

Yeah, I mean, it's not like dogs and cats ever make noise in the middle of the night or have accidents on your carpet or get sick!

I love my dog, but unlike my little brother, the dog did not grow up and develop the ability to feed and clean up after herself. (Although, to be honest, my brother didn't really develop those skills too well.)

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flightstothesea
2008-04-12 02:35 pm UTC (link)
And this is why I will never refer to myself as 'childfree.'

CO wank is always hilarious, though. People manage to be batshit over the most ridonkulous things. :D

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[info]hobbitsexual
2008-04-12 03:29 pm UTC (link)
so many LOL moments... beautiful.

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[info]isntitironic
2008-04-12 03:58 pm UTC (link)
What's wrong with the word tummy? :(

When very young children ask where babies come from, they're told 'mommy's tummy'. Therefore it is a doubly CHI-YULD word, and E-VIL.

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[info]soupspooks
2008-04-12 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just... wow.

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