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	hallidae 2008-04-12 05:23 am UTC (link)
	When I look at human babies, I just imagine the adult they will grow into... but puppies and kitties, etc., are babies forever! This one made me twitch, because I can't help but think they're the sort who'd dump a cat or dog in the shelter once it's grown and no longer their pweshus. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	frequentmouse 2008-04-12 06:27 am UTC (link)
	If my geriatric dog wasn't eighty pounds of separation anxiety, I'd be tempted to mail her to that commentor. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lied_ohne_worte 2008-04-12 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Really. If that person, when they were a child, had ever had a full-grown German Shepherd jump at them, put its paws on their shoulders and staring them right in the face (as has happened to me), they probably wouldn't talk like that. I suppose they are talking about those handbag-sized "dogs" (I use the term loosely). (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gunshou 2008-04-12 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now, no hatin' on the toy breeds. *huggles my 12-year-old toy poodle* (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	aerobot 2008-04-13 01:13 pm UTC (link)
	OMFG ICON LOVE. BLACK POODLES FOREVER. :D He looks just like my 12-year-old black toy poodle. Seriously. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jamezverusaum 2008-04-14 03:07 am UTC (link)
	my 35lb mutt thinks she's a hand bag sized dog because I used to carry her in my messenger bag when she was a puppy.. you should see her try to do it now >_ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	tofuknight 2008-04-12 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Or you could be one of those fucktards who won't pick up their dog's poo. I can never figure that one out. You don't let your children poop on the sidewalk and then leave it there, now do you? Perhaps I will come to your house and poo on your doorstep and not clean up, how would you like that? *takes a deep breath* *pulls out the towel* (Reply to this)(Parent)

	schmoo999 2008-04-12 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	I know! I still love Boxer pup who still has my heart at 12 years old though he has ummm gas issues. I guess his gray muzzled face would not be welcomed at Cute Overload. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	trollprincess 2008-04-12 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's in the "Ah, spoken like someone who's never had a pet" category with that line about babies being gross and noisy. (That person can feel free to babysit my Siamese the next time he gets gastroenteritis.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kosaginolegion 2008-04-12 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Or ride with the subject of my icon when he gets same. Hell, even walking behind him in the park can smoke you out. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

My favorite gross-cat story EVER trollprincess 2008-04-12 02:02 pm UTC (link)

My mom has owned Siamese cats all of my life. One of them was Jasper, who was very sweet but got VERY carsick. I'm talking shit and piss and puke and drool and sometimes blood just for fun. Plus, there was that constant Siamese yowl from the second he saw the car to the second you took him out of it. Car rides with him were never fun. So this one time I'm taking him to our country vet and I'm speeding because ... well, not fun. I get pulled over. The cop comes up to the window and asks for my paperwork, and while she's looking at it and I'm sitting there all nervous and trembling she notices Jasper in the back seat -- big scared blue eyes, puke dripping down the grate of the cat carrier into the car, drool falling from his jaws, the smell of shit and piss filling the air, and that awful terrible yowling. "Oh, my God, what's wrong with your cat?!" Now I had two options: 1. Tell her the truth -- he was fine, he was just going for a shot, and he was just very very VERY carsick. 2. Lie. So I looked her straight in the eye and said, "I don't know what's wrong with him! I found him like this when I got home! I don't know what he ate! I think he's going to die!" She let me go. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER kosaginolegion 2008-04-12 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, that is priceless. Have had Siamese as well, but none with quite that level of bad reaction. Wow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER brown_betty 2008-04-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
	This comment is so awesome I made my mom read it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER honorh 2008-04-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm generally not in favor of lying to authority figures, but--GOOD CALL! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER mistressrenet 2008-04-14 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	You win at life. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hobbitsexual 2008-04-12 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	me too. it really is a very disturbing comment. ugh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mary_mac 2008-04-12 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. They can have the patented fat bastard cat in my icon then, who's just been impressively sick over my bed. Where he Isn't Supposed To Be EVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	luthe 2008-04-13 12:12 am UTC (link)
	Maybe they meant that cats and dogs have the minds of babies forever? I mean, I love my dog, but she's got the mental capacity of a two year-old. >.> This endears her to me, since it means I have to forgive her her sins, but still. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2008-04-13 01:44 am UTC (link)
	I call them "furry toddlers". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2008-04-13 04:55 am UTC (link)
	Your dog is way smarter than my cat then. I adore him too but if brains were gasoline he couldn't run a dragster around the inside of a Cheerio. Sorry, I've been waiting to say that since grade school. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kintotech 2009-11-14 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	That phrase made me lol. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brown_betty 2008-04-13 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I want to respond with, "I guess my dog has juvenile arthritis, then!" *sits on hands* (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tangentialone 2008-04-13 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	D: Yeah, I hope they're trying to speak metaphorically, or something. Like... they're always sort of cute and babylike even after they've grown up? My other hope is that they never, never have a pet if they really DO only like them when they're babies. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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