Entry tags:

childfree, cute overload, pet wank, wank overload

Misanthrope Overload?
Ah, Cute Overload. A site that posts pictures of cute animals, what could people possibly wank about there? As the wiki shows, plenty.

I think Meg, the blogger, loves poking the crazies. One of the most reliable sources of "commentroversy" has been her "Cats n Racks" series. Yesterday she posted a video of a cat kneading some boobies with the hopeful tag "Nancy, it's a good thing you brought this to our attention, we've been just starved for commentroversies." Sadly, the commenters behaved themselves and mostly filled the comments with anecdotes about cats kneading soft squishy objects such as nads, ouch.

Meg would not be denied her wank, though! Clearly she had to bring out something NEW, something GUARANTEED to send her readers into apoplexy.

So today she posts... A HUMAN BABY.

*ominous chord*

263 comments so far, including the following gems:
She almost made the worst mistake of her life: Good Gods I was about to send a link to cuteoverload to someone, thank goodness I checked in first. BABIES NEED NOT APPLY.

You don't understand what your blog is about Meg! I DO: human babies are not what cute overload is about!

Whereas animals are completely silent and made of plasticine: Ugh, what's with all this worshiping at the altar of the baby? Babies are not cute, they're noisy and leak fluids. Do not want!

Uhhhh...: When I look at human babies, I just imagine the adult they will grow into... but puppies and kitties, etc., are babies forever!

I also love this comment where someone ponders changing their dissertation.

And finally, some pwnage:
human babies are not cute. if this is to be a regular occurrence, everyone i know who goes to this site will stop, including myself.

[Well, I can already tell how much we'd miss you... - Ed.]

Pass the pa-sickies.

Edit: HT to dragonfangirl. cf_hardcore cheers the brave commenters for speaking truth to power, or something. What's wrong with the word tummy? :(

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My favorite gross-cat story EVER

trollprincess
2008-04-12 02:02 pm UTC (link)

My mom has owned Siamese cats all of my life. One of them was Jasper, who was very sweet but got VERY carsick. I'm talking shit and piss and puke and drool and sometimes blood just for fun. Plus, there was that constant Siamese yowl from the second he saw the car to the second you took him out of it. Car rides with him were never fun.

So this one time I'm taking him to our country vet and I'm speeding because ... well, not fun. I get pulled over.

The cop comes up to the window and asks for my paperwork, and while she's looking at it and I'm sitting there all nervous and trembling she notices Jasper in the back seat -- big scared blue eyes, puke dripping down the grate of the cat carrier into the car, drool falling from his jaws, the smell of shit and piss filling the air, and that awful terrible yowling.

"Oh, my God, what's wrong with your cat?!"

Now I had two options:

1. Tell her the truth -- he was fine, he was just going for a shot, and he was just very very VERY carsick.
2. Lie.

So I looked her straight in the eye and said, "I don't know what's wrong with him! I found him like this when I got home! I don't know what he ate! I think he's going to die!"

She let me go. :)

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	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER kosaginolegion 2008-04-12 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, that is priceless. Have had Siamese as well, but none with quite that level of bad reaction. Wow. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER brown_betty 2008-04-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
	This comment is so awesome I made my mom read it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER honorh 2008-04-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'm generally not in favor of lying to authority figures, but--GOOD CALL! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: My favorite gross-cat story EVER mistressrenet 2008-04-14 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	You win at life. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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