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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-15 16:28:00


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So meaty...
I wasn't sure whether to plate this dish for here or clairvoyantwank; will move it if necessary. There is wank, but it's tiny so far. A bacon-wrapped wank mignon, if you will, with potential to grow into a wank porterhouse with the right seasonings.

Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?"

The general reaction is something like "um, no, wtf." Same once s_f gets hold of it.

Until ius_naturale comes along with this:

I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

A few posters try to explain, with varying degrees of tact or lack thereof, why poking a needle and thread through a piece of raw meat and into someone's skin is stupid. ius_naturale (whose username I keep sporfling at because it's just a twee bit too close to "au jus" here) goes all passive-aggressive. And interprets one, maybe two comments in the whole discussion that go "ew, meat fetish" as the entire discussion being one big OMG MEAT FETISH BASHING orgy. And keeps pulling out the "I WORK WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" defense against ...well, basically everything.

That's all the actual wank there is for now, but it has potential for growth especially if loud PETA-types catch wind of it.

Also, horrendous meat puns here if you are into that sort of thing.


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[info]undomielregina
2008-04-15 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, I'm in there (the original post, not s_f thankfully). *sigh* The sad thing is that that's usually the least wank/wtf-tastic of the lj kink coms -- which is probably why the response there didn't devolve into an argument about SSC or whether or not we have to accept this as the person's kink. Now if the person had posted to [info]male_dom there would have been fireworks.

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(no subject) - [info]souris, 2008-04-16 02:55 am UTC
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[info]hallidae
2008-04-15 11:06 pm UTC (link)
I think my face is stuck like this: D: My skin won't quit crawling at the bacteria transfer involved.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-04-16 01:47 am UTC

[info]damien
2008-04-15 11:51 pm UTC (link)
...Yeah. I think I'm going to have to echo everyone saying "um, no, wtf."

This brings me back to my childhood and all the rumors that AIDS was started by a man having sex with a monkey. I keep thinking that doing this is going to bring about the next incarnation of the Bubonic Plague. @_@

Reposted for HTML fail!

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[info]historian
2008-04-15 11:54 pm UTC (link)
At first I thought they just wanted to make clothes out of meat or something and wear it. Then I realized they actually meant sew the meat to the other person's body.

I...

no words. I have no words. I mean, why is it necessary? couldn't they just put the meat ON the other's body?

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-04-16 04:22 am UTC
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[info]wtf
2008-04-15 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Methinks someone is taking America's Next Top Model a wee bit too seriously.

Except there they sewed raw meat ON the models, not TO the models. Jeez.

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(no subject) - [info]damien, 2008-04-16 12:12 am UTC
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[info]keleri
2008-04-16 12:14 am UTC (link)
:( I need a round in the autoclave after reading that. I can see not understanding about bacteria and raw meat and whatnot, but wow.

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ealusaid
2008-04-16 12:23 am UTC (link)
I'll never be clean now. Oh, squick.

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[info]doomsday
2008-04-16 12:30 am UTC (link)
OW, EW, and WTeverlovingF?

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[info]emiweebee
2008-04-16 01:11 am UTC (link)
Hah. I read Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?" and thought, clearly, they mean sew raw meat TOGETHER ONTO someone else.

LOL NO.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2008-04-16 04:24 pm UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2008-04-16 01:38 am UTC (link)
Logic/common sense is some that develops with age. Don't give up hope.

If you're seeking to maintain hope for humanity, you don't hang out at S_F.

And the OP's icon tells me all I really needed to know. "Do you think drinking people's blood will give me supernatural powers? Yes? Awesome, I'm gonna go get a meat suit :D"

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[info]demonbean
2008-04-16 01:52 am UTC (link)
I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

I am a bigot. I hate bacteria, even the honest, hard-working ones trying to get by, living under my skin. I bear them unreasonable hatred and do not want them in my body.

There, I said it. Hate on.

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(no subject) - [info]warrioreowyn, 2008-04-16 07:06 am UTC

[info]soupspooks
2008-04-16 01:57 am UTC (link)
Um. Okay.

...

What?!

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[info]grrliz
2008-04-16 02:53 am UTC (link)
I'm mildly drunk so i hvent read the whole thin, but this reminds me of that "Meat Dress" bit by Jana Sterbak in the eighties.

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-16 04:21 am UTC (link)
That sounds like a great idea, actually, because someone stupid enough to let someone else sew raw meat to them DESERVES WHAT THEY GET.

I'm going to be over here converting to vegetarianism, thanks.

And I'm curious about the comment that says Germans eat raw pork. I'm American, and I was always told never, ever to do that because of trichinosis. Anyone know the deal on that?

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-16 04:42 am UTC (link)
Also, apparently some girl grew maggots in her vagina.

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?

And why does PubMed give me results?

"Myiasis is the infestation of human tissues or cavities with fly larvae. In rural north India, it is not uncommon to see vulvo-vaginal myasis. . . . house-fly eggs can enter the vagina and larvae hatch. Larvae then burrow into the soft tissues of the vagina, producing inflammation, pain and intense pruritus. In addition, seeing white worms burrowing into her body is psychologically very traumatic for the woman."

Centipedes don't look so bad at this point. *sob*

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(no subject) - [info]hickorydickory, 2008-04-16 04:49 am UTC
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I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-17 04:59 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-17 08:52 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]honorh, 2008-04-20 08:56 am UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-20 05:09 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]wankismyfandom, 2008-04-18 01:34 am UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]felinephoenix, 2008-04-21 05:02 am UTC
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[info]da_angel729
2008-04-16 04:58 am UTC (link)
The subject line I heard in the voice of the girl who says that on "The Soup" and was mildly confused about why "The Soup" would be here instead of [info]fandom_wank!

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[info]deliciouschaos
2008-04-16 05:41 am UTC (link)
It puts the lotion on its skin?

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-17 08:57 pm UTC

[info]blackjackrocket
2008-04-16 09:11 am UTC (link)
ew ew ew ew

If you want to wear meat, why not TIE it on or something? Or affix it with clever use of masking tape?

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-04-16 07:15 pm UTC
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[info]vzg
2008-04-16 12:31 pm UTC (link)
My first thought, and one that is staying with me, is "OH GOD THAT WOULD HURT." Not even the needle part — though I know I wouldn't like to have anything sewn into me, I'm not so bad with needles — but the idea of any weight pulling at my skin. Unless it was, like, ultra-thin meat slices or strips of bacon or something...

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[info]onaga
2008-04-16 01:08 pm UTC (link)
Gotta love how loldefensive darkling_grl gets:

Obviously I was wrong and it IS necessary to explain absolutely every tiny detail of a creative process to prevent people leaping to wild conclusions about scary freaky dangerous and irresponsible players.

Just so YOU'RE reassured, you may note above that I've updated my post to indicate that I got professional advice and based on that am nixing the piercing/suturing flesh option. Which was the whole point of asking questions.

I'm SO glad we have such a non-judgemental place to do it.


Babycakes, you're the one who came in and said "Sewing raw meat to person: great idea or GREATEST idea?" You said in your OP that you didn't think the risk would be that great. Of course people are going to judge you. They're going to judge you as a TOTAL MORON.

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(no subject) - [info]florence_craye, 2008-04-16 05:35 pm UTC

[info]velvet_mace
2008-04-16 06:49 pm UTC (link)
... people even have to ask?

You'd think someone into piercing (which is what sewing is) would have some clue about keeping things sterile and clean. It boggles that she even found a model who would agree to this.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2008-04-16 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Why did you share this? DDDDD:

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[info]vroom
2008-04-17 12:27 am UTC (link)
In addition, seeing white worms burrowing into her body is psychologically very traumatic for the woman.

Just reading about it is psychologically traumatic enough for me. D:

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(no subject) - [info]vroom, 2008-04-17 12:28 am UTC

[info]funwithrage
2008-04-17 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Meat fetish? MEAT FETISH?

I'll be over here. Under my desk.

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(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-20 05:34 pm UTC

[info]felinephoenix
2008-04-21 05:12 am UTC (link)
I can only think of one way for this to be worse.

...Her husband, a slab of meat?

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