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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-15 16:28:00


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So meaty...
I wasn't sure whether to plate this dish for here or clairvoyantwank; will move it if necessary. There is wank, but it's tiny so far. A bacon-wrapped wank mignon, if you will, with potential to grow into a wank porterhouse with the right seasonings.

Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?"

The general reaction is something like "um, no, wtf." Same once s_f gets hold of it.

Until ius_naturale comes along with this:

I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

A few posters try to explain, with varying degrees of tact or lack thereof, why poking a needle and thread through a piece of raw meat and into someone's skin is stupid. ius_naturale (whose username I keep sporfling at because it's just a twee bit too close to "au jus" here) goes all passive-aggressive. And interprets one, maybe two comments in the whole discussion that go "ew, meat fetish" as the entire discussion being one big OMG MEAT FETISH BASHING orgy. And keeps pulling out the "I WORK WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" defense against ...well, basically everything.

That's all the actual wank there is for now, but it has potential for growth especially if loud PETA-types catch wind of it.

Also, horrendous meat puns here if you are into that sort of thing.


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[info]aristaea
2008-04-16 04:42 am UTC (link)
Also, apparently some girl grew maggots in her vagina.

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?

And why does PubMed give me results?

"Myiasis is the infestation of human tissues or cavities with fly larvae. In rural north India, it is not uncommon to see vulvo-vaginal myasis. . . . house-fly eggs can enter the vagina and larvae hatch. Larvae then burrow into the soft tissues of the vagina, producing inflammation, pain and intense pruritus. In addition, seeing white worms burrowing into her body is psychologically very traumatic for the woman."

Centipedes don't look so bad at this point. *sob*

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[info]hickorydickory
2008-04-16 04:49 am UTC (link)
WHY GOD WHY

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[info]fxh
2008-04-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
HOW GOD HOW Or is it a bad idea even to ask?

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I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-04-17 04:59 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-17 08:52 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]honorh, 2008-04-20 08:56 am UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]brennalarose, 2008-04-20 05:09 pm UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]wankismyfandom, 2008-04-18 01:34 am UTC
Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT - [info]felinephoenix, 2008-04-21 05:02 am UTC

[info]rotten_fish
2008-04-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
"tiiiiiiny little babies! tiiiiiiiiny little babies! :D :D :D"

DDDDDDDD:

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[info]sneer
2008-04-16 05:04 am UTC (link)
ASDFASKADKJHALAKJHSADJAHG OH JESUS GOD NO. *twitch twitch twitch*

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[info]shadowkitty
2008-04-16 01:00 pm UTC (link)
OH GOD IHU

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[info]hallidae
2008-04-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
..... ::curls into a tight little defensive ball:: Augh. Augh. Augh. AUGH.

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[info]sneer
2008-04-16 05:06 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I, uh, had seen that part, and I thought maybe if I didn't mention it here I might be able to unsee it, and...no, that didn't really work, did it

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-16 05:10 am UTC (link)
YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT ;_;

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[info]ms_treesap
2008-04-16 05:34 am UTC (link)
OW OW OW MY FAMILY'S FROM THERE

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[info]feenix
2008-04-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
Dear God.

I didn't think anything on the Internet could shock me, but I was so wrong.

I am so glad I don't have a vagina now. SO glad.

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[info]aristaea
2008-04-16 06:27 am UTC (link)
I am so glad I don't have a vagina now.

Don't worry, PubMed is equal-opportunity:

"A 38-year-old male was admitted to our emergency ward on Oct. 27, 1982, because of severe pain at his penoscrotum. Upon physical finding on admission, his penis was found to have been completely amputated 2 cm distally near the root with a razor by himself to commit suicide a few days before admission. On the affected part were much coagulated blood mass and slough and moreover there were 50 maggots about 5 mm long swarming and wrigling, but no bleeding yet and little sign of inflammation."

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2008-04-16 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2008-04-16 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-04-16 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-04-16 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2008-04-17 10:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]velvet_mace, 2008-04-16 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sol, 2008-04-16 10:01 pm UTC

[info]honorh
2008-04-20 09:00 am UTC (link)
At this point, I'd like to bring up the canderu. It's a fish that occasionally lodges itself in men's ureters when they wee in the Amazon and then locks itself in place with barbs so it can feed on blood. IN UR PEEN, SUKKIN UR BLUD!

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[info]rosehiptea
2008-04-16 06:45 am UTC (link)
In addition, seeing white worms burrowing into her body is psychologically very traumatic for the woman.

No shit, Dr. Einstein.

*shudders violently*

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[info]southerngaelic
2008-04-16 07:11 am UTC (link)
NO NO NO NO NO DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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[info]shallow_kid
2008-04-16 08:07 am UTC (link)
Yeeeaaaah. I'll just be over here killing myself if anyone needs me.

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[info]airawyn
2008-04-16 10:23 am UTC (link)
Wow. I so should not have read that. That's just... wow.

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[info]alleyprowler
2008-04-16 02:48 pm UTC (link)
I need my happy place now.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2008-04-16 04:31 pm UTC (link)
The sad part isn't that you shared this. The sad part is that I already knew about it, managed to repress it years ago, and now need a liedown. D:

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[info]littlemisssix
2008-04-16 09:51 pm UTC (link)
I'm gonna have nightmares now.

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[info]xturtle
2008-04-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
Oh, lord, I may never leave my shower. I'll try, but the slightest little itch from Down There and I'll be back under the faucet, making sweet, sweet love to the soap.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2008-04-18 08:50 am UTC (link)
SO MUCH DISINFECTED WORD

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[info]bloody_vixen
2008-04-17 01:45 am UTC (link)
Yay! First bot-flies and now this...*cries*

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[info]vampychick
2008-04-17 06:10 am UTC (link)
Oh my God. Oh my God.

I am going to have nightmares. So many nightmares. Holy shit.

I. I don't even have intelligent comments, just. Oh my God.

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[info]suileach
2008-04-18 08:28 pm UTC (link)
There is not enough D: in all the world to reflect the level of OMFG CRAWLING HORROR SHUDDER GAG EW MY BRAIN that this invokes. D:

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