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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-04-15 16:28:00


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So meaty...
I wasn't sure whether to plate this dish for here or clairvoyantwank; will move it if necessary. There is wank, but it's tiny so far. A bacon-wrapped wank mignon, if you will, with potential to grow into a wank porterhouse with the right seasonings.

Apparently someone wants to sew raw meat to someone else for a photoshoot, and asks the question: "is this safe?"

The general reaction is something like "um, no, wtf." Same once s_f gets hold of it.

Until ius_naturale comes along with this:

I just don't see the stupid, just another case of someone labeling something they don't agree with or value as stupid.

A few posters try to explain, with varying degrees of tact or lack thereof, why poking a needle and thread through a piece of raw meat and into someone's skin is stupid. ius_naturale (whose username I keep sporfling at because it's just a twee bit too close to "au jus" here) goes all passive-aggressive. And interprets one, maybe two comments in the whole discussion that go "ew, meat fetish" as the entire discussion being one big OMG MEAT FETISH BASHING orgy. And keeps pulling out the "I WORK WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS" defense against ...well, basically everything.

That's all the actual wank there is for now, but it has potential for growth especially if loud PETA-types catch wind of it.

Also, horrendous meat puns here if you are into that sort of thing.


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[info]fxh
2008-04-16 05:01 am UTC (link)
HOW GOD HOW Or is it a bad idea even to ask?

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I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]chibikaijuu
2008-04-17 04:59 pm UTC (link)
SHE GREW THEM. OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I READ THAT.



She put a bag of raw ground meat mixed with her own feces in a dumpster that she knew always had a lot of flies, waited until maggots grew, then got into the dumpster, naked, stuffed the mixture up her twat, held it all in with two pairs of tight underwear, and then went home, locked her bedroom door, and proceeded to basically cause herself to prematurely decompose.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]brennalarose
2008-04-17 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god.

When I was 15, I picked up a magazine of vampire stories, being a budding Gothling at the time. I thought I was reading illicit vampire porn that my mother would confiscate, and then I got to the part where the chick realized the vampire spooged maggots.

I'm a firm believer in "Your Kink, not Mine, Just Fine", but...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]honorh
2008-04-20 08:56 am UTC (link)
. . . and suddenly, the old Jossverse fanon trope of "cold, dead seed" doesn't look so bad after all.

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Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]brennalarose
2008-04-20 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Yup. Now, people know why I always insist the porn could always get WORSE.

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Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]wankismyfandom
2008-04-18 01:34 am UTC (link)
Except she wrote about it in so much more loving detail.

oh gods. i can't believe i read that whole post of hers. i ... i ... aaaaaaaaaaaaughpuke

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Re: I have no icon that can accurately reflect the amount of DO NOT WANT
[info]felinephoenix
2008-04-21 05:02 am UTC (link)
Okay, you know what, I'm going to go drink until I forget I read that.

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